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My granddad was better than anyone currently living and its not even close

Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:27 am
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:27 am
at 75 when i would stay for a week with them in the summer my granddad would make fun of me for eating 'late breakfast' at 6am when i woke up. he'd already eaten breakfast and tossed the cold hungry jack biscuits to the squirrels.

we got in his car and drove to visit an old black man he knew named Sam and eat sweet potatoes right off the stove in the back of his shotgun house. i clearly remember my granddad burning his fingers trying to hold the thing and eat it.

then we'd go pick up a lawnmower wheel at OTASCO and stop by 2 or 3 other people's houses where he'd sell them ball point pens and pocket knives out of the trunk of his car. then we'd hit the Gulf gas station where he'd drink a chocolate soldier and chat with Gus the owner. Usually 5-10 cars would also stop by to chat and if i was very lucky he'd find a penny for me to get a gumball out of the Ford gumball machine and if I was lucky I wouldn't get a black one.

then back to his house to bundle up a huge pile of brush and drag it over the levee using nothing more than a ball of twine he had. It was damn sorcery that he could bundle a massive pile of brush with some string.

by 9am he was done for the day and kicked back to whittle a stick and shoot jaybirds off his martin house with a slingshot he kept on the back patio and eat wild cherry lifesavers.

i miss him so much. he made me realize what a soft entitled piece of crap i was even as a little kid.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:29 am to
He had skeletons buried under the floor boards (literally and/or figuratively).
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:30 am to
Good, hard working, older people are dying and being replaced by metrosexual transvestites with nose rings and hoops the size of a baseball in their ears.
Posted by CAD703X
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Member since Jul 2008
78049 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:31 am to
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Good, hard working, older people are dying and being replaced by metrosexual transvestites with nose rings and hoops the size of a baseball in their ears.
the world today looks nothing like the one i grew up in back in the 1970s.
Posted by efrad
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:31 am to
Posted by MasterJSchroeder
Berwick
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:32 am to
Hell, I miss him too after reading that
Posted by Good Ole Baw
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:32 am to
Your granddad is looking down on you in shame everyday when he sees you in your automated house with silly doorbell cameras ,color changing lightbulbs, and electric locks
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:32 am to
Well slap my knee. Sounds like your old grandad could sure make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:33 am to
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at 75 when i would stay for a week with them in the summer my granddad would make fun of me for eating 'late breakfast' at 6am when i woke up. he'd already eaten breakfast and tossed the cold hungry jack biscuits to the squirrels.

He kinda sounds like a dick.


In all honesty though, one thing I will always miss in life was not really knowing either of my grandfathers. My paternal one was estranged from the family long before I was born, so I never knew him at all (I may have met him once in my life). My maternal one died when I was like 4 or so, so I don't have very many memories of him and we certainly weren't close at all. I've always felt like I missed out on some good times and lessons by not having grandfathers in my life. Makes me sad sometimes.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:33 am to
Did he ever hit your grandma? Are you sure?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:33 am to
The black gumballs were the best ones.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:34 am to
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would make fun of me for eating 'late breakfast' at 6am when i woke up


What a hoot
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78049 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:36 am to
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Your granddad is looking down on you in shame everyday when he sees you in your automated house with silly doorbell cameras ,color changing lightbulbs, and electric locks


yes.


yes he is.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:36 am to
Sounds terrible
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24279 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:36 am to
Some of that reminds me of my grandfather.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78049 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:38 am to
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Sounds terrible
i'd empty my bank account to have one more terrible morning like that with him.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260401 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:38 am to
My grandma was amazing. Her husband died driving a truck after returning from WWII, her next husband had a heart attack two weeks after they were married. She worked two jobs in a chicken plant, while my teenage mom ran the family farm and raised her siblings.

Both my grandma and mom were incredible, strong women. Not the collective, whiny bitches of the current day.
Posted by Esquire
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:40 am to
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the world today looks nothing like the one i grew up in back in the 1970s.


It’s a bit harder to buy a house and car selling ball point pens and pocket knives nowadays
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
6793 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:40 am to
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he made me realize what a soft entitled piece of crap i was even as a little kid.



If all the other crap you stated that he did, makes you feel like a soft entitled piece of crap.....then you probably are a soft entitled piece of crap.

Going to work for someone else for 40 hrs a week is actually a break for me from the real work I do the rest of the time 7 days a week.

My only true break is a couple of beers, couple of shots of whiskey, and not enough, but at least a few hours of sleep each night.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 8:41 am
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6000 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:41 am to
He probably wouldn't be posting in the 12 page porn star thread either.
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