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re: My gf has gained weight and I am no longer attracted to her and wish to break up

Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:12 am to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60609 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:12 am to
You sound like a real Shallow Hal.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
40869 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:13 am to
Walt, why don't you take her off his hands? Seems like this may finally be your chance.
Posted by Bedhog
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2019
3741 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:14 am to
hit it one last time din quit it...
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4734 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:15 am to
Buy her some bunny bread to pad the intertriginous zones during the hot summer.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17174 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:16 am to
quote:

nice troll
I wish I was. She went from 140 (so already pushing it but I chalked that up to her massive rack) to 180.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
18423 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:16 am to
Ok, I REALLY shouldn't have LOLed at that.

But I did.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:16 am to
bring back fat shaming. it works
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
171872 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:17 am to
how old is she? does she have kids?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37531 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:17 am to
I thought your wife was sleeping with a pro athlete?
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2021 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:19 am to
I am sure your parents will be mad at you for breaking up with your sister
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17174 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:20 am to
quote:

how old is she? does she have kids?
22. no
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:20 am to
I knew someone that divorced his wife of 20+ years of marriage because she balooned from 120ish to 250 during the marriage. It didn’t go well with him, his two sons ended up breaking off all contact with him and never spoke to him again.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 11:22 am
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38745 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:21 am to
Anonymously send her a link to this thread. Done.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21061 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:22 am to
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Hawgnsincebirth



well now we know your screen name is a lie.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:23 am to
22 and 180lbs, lmao
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
13345 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:24 am to
1) Tell her you have fallen out of like.

2) Quit dating as I have seen puddles from South Louisiana showers deeper than you

3) Resume dating once you get over yourself

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107171 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:24 am to
Tell your sister to stop eating your moms cooking and you will bed her again after 10 lbs lost as a reward.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60737 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

But I did.

So did I.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
171872 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:25 am to
sorry, she's going to be moo'ing in the near future.
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