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Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:53 am to cable
I'm glad I have good neighbors.
One of them is a state trooper and not that bright but a good guy. I had put a deer carcass in my freezer (wrapped in garbage bags) to wait on trash day. I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"
I said no. He said good, I don't feel like doing paperwork right now. Cracked me up.
One of them is a state trooper and not that bright but a good guy. I had put a deer carcass in my freezer (wrapped in garbage bags) to wait on trash day. I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"
I said no. He said good, I don't feel like doing paperwork right now. Cracked me up.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:05 am to cable
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she is a fat lesbian. Trust me you don't want see pics
Tell her to frick off... then get a gun and run around waving it in the air.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:06 am to cable
Should have told her "of course it is"
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:09 am to cable
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I was emptying a vacuum into my trash and she came over and asked me if it was a gun. What an idiot
I have questions…
What sort of vacuum could be mistaken for a gun?
What, in her mind, would you’ve been emptying from your “gun”? Did she think you were unloading it into your garbage can?!? How does that make sense to her?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:29 am to Darth_Vader
I'm guessing one of those Shark or Dyson thin long ones. Even that it's a long stretch to mistake that for a gun maybe a toy gun. I bought one for my elderly mother in law because she wanted something light. 
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 7:34 am
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:30 am to Darth_Vader
Guessing???
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:31 am to Loup
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I was stuffing it in the trash can at 5 am and he walked over and asked "is that your wife?"
"Just the old one. Got a new model. Still works, just can't see keeping two of them around. Good for parts, if you want her."
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:55 am to cable
If it was a gun why would you be emptying it in the trash? Next move is to put up a trump flag.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:34 am to cable
What does it matter if it was?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:39 am to cable
"Mind your own business, and go make me a sammich."
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:49 am to cable
Tell her you only empty your gun into the trash can on Saturdays like civilized folks
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:10 am to cable
My neighbors bring food and drinks over. And have their own guns/vacuums and know the difference. You need better neighbors.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:13 am to cable
The only logical next step is to start shooting your trash can with a shotgun and when she asks if it's a gun, tell her its a vacuum.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:14 am to cable
Tell her your gun is in your drawers
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:16 am to crash1211
that's the assault vacuum that I had
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:23 am to Farmtiger
I have no clue. She walked ever to my garage and started calling my name so I was like "who are you"? And she started asking me if I had a gun, I have guns and I clean the occasionally in my garage, but last night I was just running my vacuum before my gf came over.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:24 am to Michael T. Tiger
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All I got from this is a fat lesbian, likely liberal, doesn’t know what a vacuum cleaner or a gun really looks like. Checks out.
The Karen was obviously an idiot.
Hey, wait! I found her picture
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