My dog finally learned to jump on the couch

nobody gives a frick. teach it to jump off a cliff

Dear Tigerdroppings

Come back when you've taught him to get you a beer.

Not so kind to call your wife a bitch. But while we're at it, pics of bitch wife?

Stupid mutt

It took your dog 8 months to learn how to jump up on a couch? Does he have some kind of physical disability? My dog was doing that at like 9 weeks

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It took your dog 8 months to learn how to jump up on a couch? Does he have some kind of physical disability? My dog was doing that at like 9 weeks

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I think it's a combination of wood laminate floors and the dog growing up so fast that he has always just been content with placing his two front paws on the couch. He can lay his entire front half on the couch and pretty much grab anything he wants off of it. He's a hot natured dog, so I imagine he has always preferred laying on the cold floor.

congrats, he prob will break his back jumping off now

your dog is dumb. You are dumber.

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At 8 months and about 60 lbs, he jumped on the couch by himself twice this morning.

Such a proud father.

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Animals don't belong on the furniture.