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re: My 5 year old is the know it all ackshually guy

Posted on 11/6/19 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 10:30 pm to
Kid is on his way to being a Tier 1 OT Legend. Just stay out of his way.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71832 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 11:16 pm to
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Kid is on his way to being a Tier 1 OT Legend. Just stay out of his way.


Tier 2 is where it's at, so I will never let this happen.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 11:28 pm to
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You are what happens to the ackshually kid who doesn't get corrected in time.




And you are the naive dad that doesn’t understand 5 year olds.

Oh he’s into golf at 5? Sounds like you have a Tiger on your hands.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 11:30 pm to
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With enough batting practice and fielding drills he'll be too tired for that nonsense.



Did you miss the part where the kid is 5 and he’s into golf right now?

Baseball will have to wait.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71832 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 11:42 pm to
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And you are the naive dad that doesn’t understand 5 year olds.


I imagine I might understand them when he's 6 or 7. That's what I've learned as a parent anyway. That's either good or bad for his younger siblings.

Lighten up, Fredo. This thread wasn't meant to be your moment to shine. Take an extra zoloft.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17068 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 11:54 pm to
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But he's also that guy who will constantly say "did you know" followed by completely made up nonsense, and respond to being told something correct with "ackshually" followed by more made up nonsense.



The kid’s a sociopath and is going places, if you don’t bog him down with a conscience.
This post was edited on 11/7/19 at 12:27 am
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 12:33 am to
You should start precutting his underwear so it rips easier.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 12:50 am to
Lol mine tells me "Umm I dont think that's right, Daddy". I just hit him with "You're five, you don't know anything." He gets my wife much worse. I swear he really believes he's smarter than her. They grow out of it I think.
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56924 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 1:44 am to
Get the belt out and put him in his place.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39242 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 2:26 am to
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Beat the shite out of him


This. Show him pain so he learns
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:17 am to
Every 5 year old is the ackshually guy
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26328 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:45 am to
Lol
Having kids is gay
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10258 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:03 am to
Your kids gonna get beat up a lot
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:08 am to
My 6yo nephew does this. But he learned it from his dad. No friends except a neighbor boy. Terrified of everything.

All you can do is take em on adventures and lead by example, they're bored and have been taught how to interact with others wrong, you douche.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:18 am to
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My 5 year old


Ackshually....
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76153 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:23 am to
It’s normal for kids with high IQs.

I figured this day would come, thanks for raising him.

Tell his mother “Hi” from me and ask her if she’s up for some more “French Inhaler” hi-jinx.

She’ll understand. She really gets it good.

TIA
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:24 am to
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He also likes to ask people questions that have no legit answer and then tell them they're wrong no matter how they respond. It's annoying and I want to start being blunt about it, but I don't want to crush the guy.


I think your son already posts here under the handle lsupride87
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:29 am to
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Lol
Having kids is gay



This is either a stupid contradictory statement or one of the most deep philosophical jokes I have ever read on the OT.

I choose to laugh at it as if it is the latter.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35532 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:37 am to
Play the ignore game for a week or so. Just pretend he isn't there.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17204 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:44 am to
Just tell him what’s up.
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