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My 5 year old is the know it all ackshually guy
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:38 pm
He's smart when he stays in his 5 year old lane, and he's very inquisitive as one would expect and appreciate. But he's also that guy who will constantly say "did you know" followed by completely made up nonsense, and respond to being told something correct with "ackshually" followed by more made up nonsense.
Trying to foster his curiosity while also preventing him from turning into that kid none of his peers want to hang out with because he does nothing but correct them or tell them stuff they don't care about.
He also likes to ask people questions that have no legit answer and then tell them they're wrong no matter how they respond. It's annoying and I want to start being blunt about it, but I don't want to crush the guy.
I come to the board full of know it all assholes to give me their expert opinion on this particular subject.
Trying to foster his curiosity while also preventing him from turning into that kid none of his peers want to hang out with because he does nothing but correct them or tell them stuff they don't care about.
He also likes to ask people questions that have no legit answer and then tell them they're wrong no matter how they respond. It's annoying and I want to start being blunt about it, but I don't want to crush the guy.
I come to the board full of know it all assholes to give me their expert opinion on this particular subject.
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Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
Beat the shite out of him, like every other OTer does to their child.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
That’s crazy.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
You should bully him so he knows what's coming his way if he keeps it up
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
Everyone thinks their kid is smart. I mean, I KNOW mine is but most people think that.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
Just reply “ok zoomer” to everything he says
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:40 pm to GRTiger
Gets that from his momma
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:42 pm to GRTiger
Probably not your kid anyway
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:43 pm to GRTiger
Sorry man, I guess I must have passed on my smart genes.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:43 pm to GRTiger
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This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:44 pm to Rouge
I thought it could have been either of us until he actuallyed me on one of my jokes. That's classic mama.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:44 pm to GRTiger
It’s just a phase. He’ll grow out of it.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:47 pm to GRTiger
quote:
But he's also that guy who will constantly say "did you know" followed by completely made up nonsense, and respond to being told something correct with "ackshually" followed by more made up nonsense.
Oweo knocked up your wife
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:48 pm to GRTiger
This sounds like basically every 5 yr old kid ever
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:49 pm to GRTiger
He needs his nerdy little arse whooped
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:49 pm to GRTiger
I suggest you get him a TD account, he will fit right in with the tOTers (myself included).
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:50 pm to GRTiger
quote:
He's smart when he stays in his 5 year old lane, and he's very inquisitive as one would expect and appreciate. But he's also that guy who will constantly say "did you know" followed by completely made up nonsense, and respond to being told something correct with "ackshually" followed by more made up nonsense.
Trying to foster his curiosity while also preventing him from turning into that kid none of his peers want to hang out with because he does nothing but correct them or tell them stuff they don't care about.
He also likes to ask people questions that have no legit answer and then tell them they're wrong no matter how they respond. It's annoying and I want to start being blunt about it, but I don't want to crush the guy.
I come to the board full of know it all assholes to give me their expert opinion on this particular subject.
This pretty much sums up my experience with my 5 year old.
It’s cute but at the same time testing the shite out of my patience.
I have checked him a couple times just because I’m worried he will turn into a know-it-all.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:51 pm to GRTiger
Time to make him find a switch.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:55 pm to GRTiger
My 5 y/o girl I’d like this, thinks she knows everything, not even a teenager yet.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:56 pm to GRTiger
How old are you? Just data gather.
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