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re: MS city mourning death of beloved rooster, arrest made for his murder

Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:17 am to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33890 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:17 am to
I never knew cunt was such an interesting word.
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
7570 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:19 am to
Was Carl related to Roy D. Mercer's Tic Tac Toe playing rooster named Bobby Fischer?
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:29 am to
quote:

fr33 got banned a while back for (accurately) using that word to describe AOC.

Why would someone get banned for cussing? You can filter out cuss words in settings...
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:33 am to
frick that sorry ginch! I hope she has to leave the state to find another job.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103604 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:41 am to
Seems like the rooster death is getting way more coverage on the Coast than the murder/suicide in Gulfport/Biloxi a few days before that killed 5 people.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65633 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:45 am to
Historically, I was under the impression that she'd be partial to chicken*?
quote:


* NOT "Chicken", everyone is partial to YOU!
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:53 am to
She probably wouldn't have thought twice about having an abortion.
Posted by hellsu
Northshore via Westbank
Member since Jan 2009
3951 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 11:57 am to
Nasty Hefer did it for the screet cred.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164115 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:09 pm to
This is like the real life death of Li'l Sebastian
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:14 pm to
Not gonna lie, that's one of the nicest looking cocks I've seen
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 12:15 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I never knew count was such an interesting word






What is this devilry!?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

death of beloved rooster,


Alice In Chains is full of shite man
Posted by Palmetto08
Member since Sep 2012
4048 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:43 pm to
Any comment from the rooster killer?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:43 pm to
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I want to say a certain word that starts with a C and rhymes with "stunt" but don't want to get banned.


You Pussy you can type count
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90570 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:48 pm to
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What is this devilry!?


This news hit close to home to Chicken so I guess he is allowing it for this thread
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5485 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:29 pm to
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How did this thing survive free range in a town without a racoon or fox getting it?
quote:

My first thought was it was probably a fox or coon but then I saw the picture.

What the hell?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:35 pm to
You’ve lost me here. I’ve had friends that have had chickens and foxes, coons and yotes were the most common predators. They are too big for more common birds of prey, at least the modern ones
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:36 pm to
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Only cuss when it counts


ISWYDT
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41104 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:52 pm to
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But Carl was snatched from his perch before being killed by a female corrections officer and later dumped in a parking lot. His body is still missing.



I know I graduated Auburn, but I've read this sentence twice and still don't understand it. Are they saying the corrections officer took a dump in a parking lot?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

I know I graduated Auburn, but I've read this sentence twice and still don't understand it. Are they saying the corrections officer took a dump in a parking lot?


I believe so,
Home girl wrung his neck, plucked him, beheaded him, breaded him, fried him up in some grease, wolfed him down and shat him out in a parking lot, throwing his bones in random dumpsters around the city,

She was hongry






How would they know his body was dumped in a parking lot if it was still missing? Did the Advocate write this?
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 3:07 pm
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