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re: Moving into a new house this weekend, what is proper neighbor etiquette?
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:47 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:47 am to WaydownSouth
Blow your leaves in their yard
Posted on 7/28/20 at 2:14 am to WaydownSouth
I introduced myself to the hot lady that lives across the street that was outside drinking now my wife goes running with her every morning.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 6:36 am to WaydownSouth
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What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
Mowing early in the morning is a rookie move. 7pm during the summer is the perfect time.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 6:38 am to WaydownSouth
Bang the neighbors wife.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 6:44 am to John88
I'm a Trump fan, but not a fan of starting political sign wars in neighborhoods. My sister's neighborhood is littered with Doug Jones/Tubberville/Trump (but no Biden yet, interestingly) signs and flags and it's beyond the point of tacky. Keep it classy.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 6:47 am to WaydownSouth
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Should we introduce ourselves? What is an acceptable time to cut the grass? Should I hang my Trump flag? Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
Do you live in China or America? Answer this first, and the second part is easy!
Posted on 7/28/20 at 7:10 am to WaydownSouth
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Should we introduce ourselves?
What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
Should I hang my Trump flag?
Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
If they happen to be near while you are unloading and appear to want to introduce themselves but are unsure if it is a good time, take the initiative (the still-moving-in excuse let's you cut it as short as you want). From there on, try to get a feel for them before MAGA or BBQ'ing up the place.
The unspoken rule for mowing around our neighborhood is roughly anytime after 8am (as long as the sun is up). Most do their lawns prior to noon but it can vary. Mainly keep the golden rule in mind.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 7:20 am to WaydownSouth
Open all the windows and play some Skynrd. Have 10-12 friends over and drink beer in the front yard. Leave cans on the ground until about noon the next day.
From that point on you will be home free. Anything you do from that day forward will be an improvement.
From that point on you will be home free. Anything you do from that day forward will be an improvement.

Posted on 7/28/20 at 7:39 am to WaydownSouth
Park in your grass. Neighbors love that
Posted on 7/28/20 at 7:42 am to WaydownSouth
Just openingly pee in your front yard the first morning and see if anyone complains.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:32 am to WaydownSouth
Don't piss or shite in your neighbors front yard.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:36 am to tigerbacon
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9am is way to late to mow.
The best time to mow is at high noon when it's the hottest.
It's good for you.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:37 am to WaydownSouth
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Should we introduce ourselves?
Yes, if you like to socialize. No, if you hate people like me.
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What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
At least once a week
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Should I hang my Trump flag?
I voted for Trump, but I wouldn't fly a flag.
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Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
See answer one.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:41 am to WaydownSouth
I have lived in several different neighborhoods over the years. It really makes life easier if you get along with neighbors. That being said, some people are impossible.
I wouldn't knock on doors introducing myself, but wait until they were outside.
Hanging flags... hmmmm it is your property, you can do as you please. Would be wise to consider carefully before doing so.
Then again, you might not give a shite what anyone thinks!
I wouldn't knock on doors introducing myself, but wait until they were outside.
Hanging flags... hmmmm it is your property, you can do as you please. Would be wise to consider carefully before doing so.
Then again, you might not give a shite what anyone thinks!
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:47 am to WaydownSouth
Watch that show on ID channel. Fear Thy Neighbor. Then proceed carefully.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 8:56 am to WaydownSouth
Should we introduce ourselves?
Don't go over to their house, only Registered Sex Offenders do that. Either wait until you see them outside, or they will come to yours.
What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
After 8 am if you're courteous. I wait until after the dew burns off (I don't live in Louisiana) or mow in the evening during the week.
Should I hang my Trump flag?
Your call, I'm personally against political ads on my property.
Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
Eventually, but you'll need to work up to this. Don't expect to be buddies with them right off the bat.
Don't go over to their house, only Registered Sex Offenders do that. Either wait until you see them outside, or they will come to yours.
What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
After 8 am if you're courteous. I wait until after the dew burns off (I don't live in Louisiana) or mow in the evening during the week.
Should I hang my Trump flag?
Your call, I'm personally against political ads on my property.
Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
Eventually, but you'll need to work up to this. Don't expect to be buddies with them right off the bat.
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 8:59 am
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:21 am to WaydownSouth
frick what the neighbors think. You sound like a pussy.
Do whatever the frick you wanna do.
Do whatever the frick you wanna do.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 9:25 am to WaydownSouth
Find the biggest neighbor on the block and kick the shite out of him. No one will mess with you after you establish respect.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 10:03 am to Jake88
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But don't mow your lawn before 9am. That's chickenshit.
agree. I never understood peolpe wanting to mow wet grass. I guess I get it IF you own a lawn service company and need to get work done while it's cooler. But let the grass dry up before you mow.
Posted on 7/28/20 at 10:08 am to WaydownSouth
Everywhere I've ever lived (in a neighborhood), existing neighbors come welcome you. I've always done the same to new neighbors around us.
We usually bring bottles of wine with little cards that have our contact info, and have generally gotten similar when we've moved places.
We usually bring bottles of wine with little cards that have our contact info, and have generally gotten similar when we've moved places.
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