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Moving into a new house this weekend, what is proper neighbor etiquette?

Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:26 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8156 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:26 pm
Haven’t lived in a house since I was 18 except for a few short months before grad school I moved in with my parents. Everyone down their street is family, so it was different.

Should we introduce ourselves?
What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
Should I hang my Trump flag?
Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:27 pm to
No
6
Yes
Depends
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:27 pm to
Dont let your kids break the neighbors fence with the mower. Or he’ll start a thread about you on Tigerdroppings.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120262 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Should we introduce ourselves?
What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
Should I hang my Trump flag?
Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?


Yes
Suns up, blades down
Yes
Yes

Also you should put your trash across their property line
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68212 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
All of that depends on the neighborhood.

But don't mow your lawn before 9am. That's chickenshit.
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28339 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
No.
Dawn to dusk.
Sure.
Not necessarily.
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4617 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
Figure out if your neighbors are assholes or not before you introduce yourself.
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2059 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
Assert dominance by throwing an empty beer can in your neighbors yard and banging his wife.
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
11271 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
No
9
Yes
Depends
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62767 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:28 pm to
Place your garbage 4 feet over the neighbor's property line
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45544 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:29 pm to
Should we introduce ourselves?
Eventually

What is an acceptable time to cut the grass?
7am

Should I hang my Trump flag?
I’d feel neighbors out first

Do I invite them over to drink while I BBQ?
See above
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 10:32 pm
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23701 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:29 pm to
As soon as the first box is opened, go out on the front step and clean and oil a shotgun or other long rifle. Make a good first impression.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34898 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:30 pm to
None of that matters, just put your free weights in the drive way and make a LOT of eye contact
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146712 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:31 pm to


OP give it a few weeks some people move to be left alone.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28339 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

None of that matters, just put your free weights in the drive way and make a LOT of eye contact

I think that guy is white.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5943 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:33 pm to
Leave your neighbors alone honestly. You will meet them and get to know them organically. Don’t be a pain in their arse and they will probably get to know you sooner or later.

I dunno about a Trump flag but an American flag would be legit. Congrats on the house
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:34 pm to
If you don't immediately whip your dick out and piss off the porch, they will know you are weak and take advantage of your wife.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:42 pm to
No

Thursday while I'm at work

Put a sign in the yard with spike strips

Only if you're wearing these.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:43 pm to
fap on the lawn to establish dominance.
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