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re: Most useless autographs you have obtained
Posted on 7/18/22 at 6:56 pm to CoyoteSong
Posted on 7/18/22 at 6:56 pm to CoyoteSong
I feel like autographs are by definition useless.
I think the only one I still have is Rollie Fingers who signed the first beer I ever legally bought. He was at a minor league baseball game judging a Just For Men facial hair contest.
I think the only one I still have is Rollie Fingers who signed the first beer I ever legally bought. He was at a minor league baseball game judging a Just For Men facial hair contest.
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Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:10 pm to CoyoteSong
Some porn star at the Gold Club. I got a pic with me holding her fake breasts. That was the first time I ever touched fake ones.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:11 pm to CoyoteSong
I only have one and it’s Clint Eastwood’s. The only other I desire is Harrison Ford’s and I’m good. Not really into autographs.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:44 pm to CoyoteSong
-Paul Foytack framed 8 x 10. Who? Exactly. Won 86 games, mostly for the Detroit Tigers and retired 60 years ago.
-Goofy in some Disney autograph book. Probably got Minnie too.
-A fake Ed Belfour autograph on a poster of his goalie mask, forged by my brother who told me he got me an autograph for Christmas.
-Several Miami Dolphins autographs from the early 90s. My BiL played in the NFL (mainly for Detroit) for several years, so we got to hangout in the tunnel at the Silverdome. I made the mistake of asking Bryan Cox for an autograph to which he replied "I ain't no Lion." After everyone giving him a hard time for telling a kid to basically frick off, he signed it.
-Goofy in some Disney autograph book. Probably got Minnie too.
-A fake Ed Belfour autograph on a poster of his goalie mask, forged by my brother who told me he got me an autograph for Christmas.
-Several Miami Dolphins autographs from the early 90s. My BiL played in the NFL (mainly for Detroit) for several years, so we got to hangout in the tunnel at the Silverdome. I made the mistake of asking Bryan Cox for an autograph to which he replied "I ain't no Lion." After everyone giving him a hard time for telling a kid to basically frick off, he signed it.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:44 pm to CoyoteSong
Chris Benoit
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:53 pm to CoyoteSong
I have a shite ton of wrestlers' autographs. Unfortunately Paul Roma, Swede Hanson, Zan Panzer, etc. aren't bringing in much $.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:54 pm to CoyoteSong
when I was a kid i got the players at the Senior Bowl to autograph the game program(s).
got a ton of signatures either on their picture or on the last page of the game program.
I finally stopped when I was like 13 maybe?
they are still collecting dust some where but I know i didn't throw them away.
got a ton of signatures either on their picture or on the last page of the game program.
I finally stopped when I was like 13 maybe?
they are still collecting dust some where but I know i didn't throw them away.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:56 pm to CoyoteSong
Steven Seagal when I was a kid. Dude was a total asswipe.
This post was edited on 7/18/22 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:56 pm to CoyoteSong
I met original chicks from a league of their own…I was young and thought it was cool
Worthless
Worthless
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:57 pm to JackieTreehorn
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JackieTreehorn
Would be a great autograph to get.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:02 pm to CoyoteSong
Coolio at the Kettle on 165 in 1996 in Monroe. He was high AF and we were drunk AF. I still have it on the back of some south side Monroe preachers flyer. 
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:04 pm to CoyoteSong
Sean Michaels
Marty Janetty
Gary Stevens
Mary Lou Widmer
Tim Gautreaux
Marty Janetty
Gary Stevens
Mary Lou Widmer
Tim Gautreaux
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:20 pm to CoyoteSong
An autographed Will Muschamp football back in 2012 after his 1 good year at UF
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:21 pm to CoyoteSong
John Brady, Aaron Brooks, Johnny Jones
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:21 pm to CoyoteSong
Trinidad hubbard
Very nice guy
Very nice guy
This post was edited on 7/18/22 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:28 pm to REB BEER
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I have an autographed ball from the Shreveport Captains circa 1985. I always thought that Mackey Sasser’s autograph was going to worth something.
Does it have Charlie Hayes’ too?
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:30 pm to CaptainsWafer
quote:Please let it be this Randy Jackson, brah.
Randy Jackson on a samurai sword
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:31 pm to CoyoteSong
I have a basketball signed by Trent Johnson and Van Chancellor
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:49 pm to CoyoteSong
One time Aaron Brooks made me take his autograph. His second season with the Saints. I was a waiter at a Bennigan’s in Metairie. He was sitting alone at a bar table. I walked up and said something like, “Hey man, good game.” He asked if I wanted his autograph. I politely declined. He said he didn’t mind. I again politely declined and said I didn’t have anything for him to sign anyway. He then had me go feed out some paper from a receipt printer and signed it. Nice guy. Kinda needy.
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:53 pm to thenza
The actor who played the Kinter kid from Jaws, on an ugly t shirt from the restaurant he owns.
This post was edited on 7/18/22 at 8:59 pm
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