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re: Most interesting person you've sat next to on a flight
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:32 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:32 pm to upgrayedd
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Sat next to a pornstar once
I sat next to a stripper on a flight from TPA to Albany, NY. Winter, sweaters, blankets, a seat way in the back...she eventually showed her tits, let me feel "how they compared to naturals" and planned a rendezvous with me. Nice tits, but the get together never happened.
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:33 pm to EmperorGout
and actually now that I think about it Nicholas Cage looked so shitfaced that I had no desire to speak to him whatsoever
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:37 pm to EmperorGout
Sat across from Miss USA on a flight from Memphis to Ellick about ten years ago. She was the star for the Cabrini Ball.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:40 pm to Catahoula20LSU
Sat next to a guy in the CIA who randomly knew my dad who was a Texas Ranger and a US marshall on a flight from hawaii back to Texas.
Never have even seen a famous person at the airport unfortunately.
Never have even seen a famous person at the airport unfortunately.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:46 pm to McCaigBro69
Not me, but a friend of mine sat next to Jenna Jameson about ~12 years ago. Her dog was in the seat and he accidentally put a little pressure on it with his arse. She freaked the frick out.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 12:34 am to meeple
On a Dallas to NOLA flight, I slept until the "Seats up and trays closed' commotion. After I answered the guy sitting next to me's question about what I was going to do in NOLA with 'Going to watch LSU play', he told me he had been a kicker at Arkansas. He told me the down, distance and time remaining details of him making a field goal against LSU in Tiger Stadium. It wasn't too long after the Hogs came to the SEC and he told me how a big deal kicking it there was.
After I replied with something along the lines of 'That's cool', I asked him what he was going down to NOLA for. He proceeded to tell me he was going to spend the weekend with a really hot shemale. Then he went on about how fine she was.
At that moment,I really didn't know what to say. I just wanted to get to the airport.
After a while, I wondered if the people around us heard what he was telling me. Then I wondered why he felt comfortable telling me that. I mean, did I look like I'd be into that? Did he think I'd be OK with it because I was from Louisiana and going to NOLA too? Is that what Arkansas boys go to NOLA for?
After I replied with something along the lines of 'That's cool', I asked him what he was going down to NOLA for. He proceeded to tell me he was going to spend the weekend with a really hot shemale. Then he went on about how fine she was.
At that moment,I really didn't know what to say. I just wanted to get to the airport.
After a while, I wondered if the people around us heard what he was telling me. Then I wondered why he felt comfortable telling me that. I mean, did I look like I'd be into that? Did he think I'd be OK with it because I was from Louisiana and going to NOLA too? Is that what Arkansas boys go to NOLA for?
Posted on 9/2/17 at 1:20 am to danilo
Lynn swan, stoned bill walton, Kurt Warner, drew brees, Venus Williams, some chicks from the rock of love show, Terrel Ownens, Mc hammer, TI, John gruden. But the coolest guy was the scouting director for the pirates. He outlined my whole fantasy draft for me, and enjoyed it. I fly too much
Posted on 9/2/17 at 1:25 am to meeple
I have flown a many a mile and I can honestly say, with the utmost conviction; that I have never sat anywhere near anyone even remotely interesting.
ETA: In fact; if there is a fat, smelly, obnoxious, phlegmatic; or intestinally distressed individual on my flight, they will be seated in my row. I promise:
ETA: In fact; if there is a fat, smelly, obnoxious, phlegmatic; or intestinally distressed individual on my flight, they will be seated in my row. I promise:
This post was edited on 9/2/17 at 1:27 am
Posted on 9/2/17 at 1:28 am to HaveMercy
I have flown with Vinny Testiverdie, Johnny "Guitar" Watts, and Track star Michael Johnson.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 2:05 am to Y.A. Tittle
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Mike Karney, former Saints fullback. It was the March after the 2006 season where he blew up the Dallas Cowboys for liike 3 touchdowns in a Monday Night game. Sat next to him on a flight from NO to Phoenix. He was cool as shite.
He came into the best buy I worked at after he got drafted and I legit tried to hook him up with my sister.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 4:50 am to TDsngumbo
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genuine right up to the point when I fricked her mouth.
Currently sitting on a plane now and this made me legit lol. Bravo.
This post was edited on 9/2/17 at 4:51 am
Posted on 9/2/17 at 4:57 am to Ole War Skule
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This thread SUCKS. I've flown a billion miles and never met a one person of interest. Maybe I'm the interesting person they got to meet?
Ditto. This thread forced me to ask the chick next to me if she was interesting or famous. She uncomfortably laughed and said no. So I put my Bose back on and went about my buisness.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 5:27 am to meeple
Herman Cain, Mike Rowe, and Captain Munnerlyn have all been seat mates of mine 
Posted on 9/2/17 at 5:43 am to BACONisMEATcandy
Posted on 9/2/17 at 5:47 am to HaveMercy
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I have flown a many a mile and I can honestly say, with the utmost conviction; that I have never sat anywhere near anyone even remotely interesting.
You're sitting too far back, gots to sit up front.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 5:48 am to meeple
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Most interesting person you've sat next to on a flight
Met this guy on a flight from DFW to JFK. You should have heard the stories he told me about his life.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:19 am to tgrbaitn08
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La Supreme Court Justice John Weimer. Had no clue who he was even after he told me his name. He finally had to tell me who he was. We had a few beers and shot the shite like a couple of baws.
How many non-legal types would know who is on the LA Supreme Court? The only one I know is John Weimer, and not because he is on the Supreme Court.
John's an interesting guy with a terrific sense of humor. Very dry wit. VERY smart.
Posted on 9/2/17 at 7:27 am to meeple
I sat next to John David Booty the morning after the 2007 Rose Bowl.... he looked rough. I gave him hell the whole flight over him not going to LSU.
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