Most embarrassing Christmas gift you got

Crabs.

Back blade. Mother got it for me. My fault for having it in my amazon list

I went outside last night and there was a stray cat in my yard that seemed friendly. It started rubbing it's face on my hand but then it bit me hard enough to draw blood.

So my answer is rabies.

I got the complete Kige Ramsey box set of DVD’s...

I got wonderful gifts. Got to spend time with my family before going to work. I did get some red briefs with red balls on them.

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I had a family member get me a shirt like this:

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I got a sweatshirt like that from my grandmother every year from about age 6 to 16

A big blue dildo













I wanted a red one

Trojan Super magnums....... don’t fit.....

Uncle gave me a hat that said “masturbation is not a crime”