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re: Most Currently Overused Buzzword in the Workplace
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:12 am to Hat Tricks
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:12 am to Hat Tricks
Every time I hear the word "synergy" I have to resist the urge to laugh that they actually used that word seriously.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:13 am to Dire Wolf
quote:/thread
"touch base"
Let me get with you on something that i wanted to circle back on. Need to make sure we are synergized for the upcoming Q3. This may require a deep dive, be prepared.
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 9:14 am
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:14 am to Hangover Haven
Before a new hire came on, my old company had a meeting about switching up our phrasing of poorly engineer "rigs," rhyming was discouraged.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:16 am to Hat Tricks
"Commitment"
"synergies"
"One Team"
"synergies"
"One Team"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:16 am to Hat Tricks
"Just another day in paradise"
"Just to piggyback on that"
"Just to piggyback on that"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:19 am to Hat Tricks
Collaboration
Data mining
Reach out
Human capital
Flush out the big rocks
Stay out of the weeds
Data mining
Reach out
Human capital
Flush out the big rocks
Stay out of the weeds
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 9:23 am
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:19 am to When in Rome
quote:
Every time I hear the word "synergy" I have to resist the urge to laugh that they actually used that word seriously.
Yeah, synergy is an awful word. I also despise "networking".
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 am to Hat Tricks
Been out of the work place a couple of years, so not sure if these are still popular:
Drill down - while this one can be used appropriately in the IT sector (or even a machine shop... ), applying it to other work or office disciplines always bugged me. What if I want to drill around?
Circle back - always bought to my mind the image of a dog chasing his tail.
Drill down - while this one can be used appropriately in the IT sector (or even a machine shop... ), applying it to other work or office disciplines always bugged me. What if I want to drill around?
Circle back - always bought to my mind the image of a dog chasing his tail.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 am to Hat Tricks
Buzzword bingo is the GOAT conference call game
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 am to Hat Tricks
quote:
Most Currently Overused Buzzword in the Workplace
"OT 10"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:26 am to TheAlmightySmash
My boss says "teaching moment" instead of frick up.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:28 am to Hat Tricks
Maximize the leverage of the vertical markets
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:29 am to knowingabyss
quote:
If I hear another middle aged man try to work savage
They probably are playing Rocket League on their lunch breaks.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:29 am to TheFonz
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I've been hearing people around my office using the acronym "HMFIC" a lot lately. As in, "who is the HMFIC (head mother f$%^&r in charge) today?"
I'm so glad you didn't actually type out "motherfricker".
Also the first reference I heard to that was long ago and was HNIC. The N was the now unspeakable word.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:29 am to Hat Tricks
I'll go with robust. "The reporting capabilities of this system just aren't robust enough for our needs."
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:31 am to Hat Tricks
In the USMC, I've heard E-6's and up completely butcher the word "beehoove" so much I don't even know if it is actually a word anymore. It's always "it would be-who-of you to do 'x'"
And they completely use it in the wrong context.
And they completely use it in the wrong context.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:31 am to Hat Tricks
Give this task a "shirt size" is one I just started hearing last week.
I sat there and listened to three people debating if the shirt size was small or medium. I could have done the task in the time the task's shirt dimensions were established.
I sat there and listened to three people debating if the shirt size was small or medium. I could have done the task in the time the task's shirt dimensions were established.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:32 am to theunknownknight
Give this task a "shirt size" is one I just started hearing last week.
I sat there and listened to three people debating if the shirt size was small or medium. I could have done the task in the time the task's shirt dimensions were established.
I sat there and listened to three people debating if the shirt size was small or medium. I could have done the task in the time the task's shirt dimensions were established.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:33 am to atxfan
"Opportunity" when someone fricks up
Take this offline
Take this offline
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