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Most AL people ever - Men battle bear for BBQ

Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:34 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:34 am
This has it all. The accents, a gratuitous “bless his heart” or two, man in tank top, bear, beer and a battle over BBQ. My favorite line “he already gave that bear a $20 steak” as if the value of the steak is going to dissuade the bear.

Amazed these guys aren’t dead
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:39 am to
Tammy Wynette in the background was pretty annoying
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59613 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:44 am to
thats was a small bear. i doubt it would have done anything. why not get a broom or mop?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:46 am to
The biggest surprise was that redneck drinking a Lagunitas.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31908 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:56 am to
Was that bear tagged? What was on its ear?
It was incredibly calm around people
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2035 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:01 am to
I'm guessing they were staying in a cabin at a some state/national park.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:23 am to
Looked like a tag. I'm assuming the bear gets most of its food from people seeing how comfortable it was around them.

I thought the dude was gonna whap him in the head with the spatula
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18107 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:42 am to
Did never even put down his beer even though it was empty.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:45 am to
I was cheering for the bear.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68450 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:56 am to
Yeah def not a full grown bear

I’d say 1-2 years old
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8313 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:57 am to
I wish the bear got all of the food off the grill. That was great.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28050 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:13 am to
They got lucky bear burned himself on the grill. He wasn't leaving till he ate all the $20 dolla steaks.

That Black bear ain't hurting anyone but your homo toy dog. He's curious and hungry for $20 dolla steaks, who wouldn't be. He said frick those veggies on the shish ka bobs

Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5177 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:41 am to
So I finally figured out a good use of the Boring Company "Not-a-Flamethrower." It's not just for lighting your BBQ, you can use it fend off hairy thieves.

Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2942 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:42 am to
Those were not real rednecks. Real rednecks would have shot that bear, not waved a bottle and fork at it.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43519 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:46 am to
Should have threw one of those bricks at his head.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 11:46 am
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48472 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:51 am to
I had a grill/bear incident in the Smoky mountains one time. He stood about 25 ft away from me while I was grilling. I went and got my 45 and finished my steaks
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Should have threw one of those bricks at his head.

I kept expecting him to throw the beer bottle
Posted by Man4others
Member since Aug 2017
2056 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 12:30 pm to
Is that wrong to throw a beer bottle at a bear? That’s what I would’ve done.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28050 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Is that wrong to throw a beer bottle at a bear?


No, it ain't going to hurt him, but it will startle him, maybe enough to say frick this, i'll come back later and lick the grates.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:28 pm to
They were still going to eat that food after the bear licked and pawed all over it?

Go back to the grocery store you silly bastards.
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