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re: Mosquitos are awesome
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:04 pm to OweO
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:04 pm to OweO
* bug zapper
One of my favorite memories as a kid was sitting on the porch with gramps while the zapper wrecked house. Every now and then a lizard would get in there and the fireworks....and smoke....would steal the show. Good times.
One of my favorite memories as a kid was sitting on the porch with gramps while the zapper wrecked house. Every now and then a lizard would get in there and the fireworks....and smoke....would steal the show. Good times.
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:05 pm to Breesus
I spray my yard , hang the spartan tube's and light the green coils and have the rechargeable replant things i can't remember the name and if I have guest,party I have kerosene torches around the pool area that has the replant in the fuel.
I hate the little bastards
I hate the little bastards
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:38 pm to WestSideTiger
quote:
I noticed yesterday they’ve started back up. Waiting for the termite swarms after the next rain.
I cut my grass today and this was the first time I have been bothered by them this year. Makes no sense because it was cool and dry here today.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:20 pm to Mr Roboto
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Sounds like you should move somewhere that doesn't have mosquitoes
Personally I like moving to the screen porch
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:23 pm to Breesus
quote:make Adolf Hitler and Stalin look like choir boys as far as death.
Mosquitos
The number one killer in the world and it's not even close.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:41 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
quote:
Mosquitos awesome, punctuation bad. Got it.
I do believe the OP was going for a long winded breathless rant.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 10:49 pm to Breesus
Bifen
Posted on 4/15/25 at 11:05 pm to Mr Roboto
Just sprinkle rosemary leaves on your barbecue or whatever food you're eating outdoors during mosquito season, also wear lavender scented cologne. Mosquitos hate these scents and will leave the area
Posted on 4/15/25 at 11:32 pm to Bamafig
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my wife can sit outside in shorts and tank top for hours without a single nibble
I’ll be her mosquito
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:49 am to Bamafig
I read that your blood type has a lot to do if mosquitoes harass you or not. O- is supposedly the worst.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:23 am to Bamafig
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I can’t be outside for less than 5 minutes without knots on my knuckles, forehead or elbows. Meanwhile, my wife can sit outside in shorts and tank top for hours without a single nibble.
Funny thing, it was always me who didn’t get bitten much and she who got mauled. Then about ten years ago it switched, stayed that way for about three years before returning to the way God meant it to be. Weird.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 3:43 am to Buzz Lightbeer
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I love when after a long shitty day at work and a few hours of chores and stress at home you finally get to relax and your kids stop screaming and you crack a beer outside in peace in beautiful spring weather and just as you finally start to decompress and calm down for the first time all day they come over and nuzzle you and steal that moment from you that you didn’t deserve anyway and you get fun scratchy bumps to remind you of the theft of that moment for a few days.
Can anyone diagram that paragraph of a sentence?
quote:
Mosquitos awesome, punctuation bad. Got it.
I know I can be bad too, but damn.
This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 3:45 am
Posted on 4/16/25 at 4:01 am to Breesus
They are truly awesome. The have honing beacons on me and can find me from miles away. I don't know what I'd do without them
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:19 am to Breesus
I would happily donate to a mosquito extinction effort.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 6:44 am to Breesus
Special mention to gnats who are kind enough to swarm your face and go into your eyes nose and ears relentlessly. Such a nice feeling that never let's up while your sweating it out in 100 degree heat doing yard work.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 6:59 am to Breesus
I don't think you are serious.
I'm smart.
I'm smart.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 7:00 am to Breesus
Gotta bring this up beings the subject of this post is those pesky little blood suckers.
QUESTION: What did the swarm of mosquitos yell when they saw Lizzo sunbathing nude in the backyard?
ANSWER: BUFFET!
QUESTION: What did the swarm of mosquitos yell when they saw Lizzo sunbathing nude in the backyard?
ANSWER: BUFFET!
Posted on 4/16/25 at 7:06 am to Bamafig
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I can’t be outside for less than 5 minutes
I am a freaking magnet for those bastards. No one ever gets bit, if I'm there.
Posted on 4/16/25 at 11:43 am to PensaTigers
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Special mention to gnats
At least with gnats you can cut a hole in your britches to get them out of your face
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