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dbbuilder79
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Mormon Prophet dies at 90
Mormon church President Thomas S. Monson — known for private visits to the needy and public declarations of faith — dies at age 90





Have a drink tonight for a man who's never had one








Oh, and who had him in the death pool?


udtiger
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re: Mormon Prophet dies at 90
Wonder if he saw it coming?


Displaced
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I sure hope the Hubble telescope can locate his planet.


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Bluefin
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Latter, gator.


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STLDawg
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dbbuilder79
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Wonder if he saw it coming?




Of course he did



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High C
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re: Mormon Prophet dies at 90
How many surviving widows did he leave?


LucasP
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Some lucky mother-to-be out there is carrying the reincarnated Mormon prophet. Blessed be her belly.


I might go try to knock up Mrs P tonight, I could use a cash cow like that.


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Quinn225
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Mormon Prophet dies at 90


Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.


STLDawg
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Mormon =/= Christian, friend.


dbbuilder79
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Who's laughing??


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foshizzle
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Mormon =/= Christian, friend.


Mormons very much believe in Christ as a savior. They just have a third testament thrown in.


Tuscaloosa
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Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.


Ehhhh...


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TigerDonk
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re: Mormon Prophet dies at 90
Inb4Mormonweirdunderwear
This post was edited on 1/3 at 3:30 pm


Sody Cracker
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Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.


God damn your lisp is heavy.


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ZappBrannigan
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OP wasn't laughing.

But Mormons aren't Christian.


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DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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I have a third testicle as well


foshizzle
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How many surviving widows did he leave?


According to the article, none. His only wife died before he did.

Mainstream LDS abandoned polygamy a long time ago. There are some splinter groups that still practice it though.


LucasP
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fricking college boy over here reading the article, we're all very impressed.


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STLDawg
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Mormons believe that God the Father was once a man and was “exalted” to become a deity. They also believe that there are three gods. Thus they deny the Trinity as laid out in the foundational ecumenical councils of the Christian faith, making them not Christians.
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