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Mormon Prophet dies at 90
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:26 pm
Mormon church President Thomas S. Monson — known for private visits to the needy and public declarations of faith — dies at age 90
Have a drink tonight for a man who's never had one
Oh, and who had him in the death pool?
Have a drink tonight for a man who's never had one
Oh, and who had him in the death pool?
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:27 pm to dbbuilder79
Wonder if he saw it coming?
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:27 pm to dbbuilder79
I sure hope the Hubble telescope can locate his planet.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:38 pm to udtiger
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Wonder if he saw it coming?
Of course he did
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:40 pm to dbbuilder79
How many surviving widows did he leave?
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:42 pm to dbbuilder79
Some lucky mother-to-be out there is carrying the reincarnated Mormon prophet. Blessed be her belly.
I might go try to knock up Mrs P tonight, I could use a cash cow like that.
I might go try to knock up Mrs P tonight, I could use a cash cow like that.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:46 pm to dbbuilder79
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Mormon Prophet dies at 90
Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:51 pm to Quinn225
Mormon =/= Christian, friend.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:28 pm to STLDawg
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Mormon =/= Christian, friend.
Mormons very much believe in Christ as a savior. They just have a third testament thrown in.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:29 pm to Quinn225
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Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.
Ehhhh...
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:29 pm to foshizzle
Inb4Mormonweirdunderwear
This post was edited on 1/3/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:30 pm to Quinn225
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Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.
God damn your lisp is heavy.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:32 pm to Quinn225
OP wasn't laughing.
But Mormons aren't Christian.
But Mormons aren't Christian.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:33 pm to foshizzle
I have a third testicle as well
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:34 pm to High C
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How many surviving widows did he leave?
According to the article, none. His only wife died before he did.
Mainstream LDS abandoned polygamy a long time ago. There are some splinter groups that still practice it though.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:35 pm to foshizzle
fricking college boy over here reading the article, we're all very impressed.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:40 pm to foshizzle
Mormons believe that God the Father was once a man and was “exalted” to become a deity. They also believe that there are three gods. Thus they deny the Trinity as laid out in the foundational ecumenical councils of the Christian faith, making them not Christians.
This post was edited on 1/3/18 at 3:42 pm
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