Started By
Message
locked post

Mormon Prophet dies at 90

Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:26 pm
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4630 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:26 pm
Mormon church President Thomas S. Monson — known for private visits to the needy and public declarations of faith — dies at age 90





Have a drink tonight for a man who's never had one








Oh, and who had him in the death pool?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115002 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:27 pm to
Wonder if he saw it coming?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33049 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:27 pm to
I sure hope the Hubble telescope can locate his planet.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13484 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:28 pm to
Latter, gator.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4549 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4630 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Wonder if he saw it coming?




Of course he did

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60863 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:40 pm to
How many surviving widows did he leave?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:42 pm to
Some lucky mother-to-be out there is carrying the reincarnated Mormon prophet. Blessed be her belly.


I might go try to knock up Mrs P tonight, I could use a cash cow like that.
Posted by Quinn225
Member since May 2017
408 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Mormon Prophet dies at 90


Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4549 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
Mormon =/= Christian, friend.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4630 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 2:52 pm to


Who's laughing??
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Mormon =/= Christian, friend.


Mormons very much believe in Christ as a savior. They just have a third testament thrown in.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
14x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.


Ehhhh...
Posted by TigerDonk
BR
Member since Dec 2011
1248 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:29 pm to
Inb4Mormonweirdunderwear
This post was edited on 1/3/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Love laughing at dead Christians? Sick.


God damn your lisp is heavy.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:32 pm to
OP wasn't laughing.

But Mormons aren't Christian.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:33 pm to
I have a third testicle as well
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

How many surviving widows did he leave?


According to the article, none. His only wife died before he did.

Mainstream LDS abandoned polygamy a long time ago. There are some splinter groups that still practice it though.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:35 pm to
fricking college boy over here reading the article, we're all very impressed.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4549 posts
Posted on 1/3/18 at 3:40 pm to
Mormons believe that God the Father was once a man and was “exalted” to become a deity. They also believe that there are three gods. Thus they deny the Trinity as laid out in the foundational ecumenical councils of the Christian faith, making them not Christians.
This post was edited on 1/3/18 at 3:42 pm
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram