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Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:35 am to Mr Roboto
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I’d have to wager she has a tight pussy
Seems like it would be dry though.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:36 am to Mr Roboto
Probably wouldnt bang my mom's friend.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:44 am to Mr Roboto
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I took some pics of her that I could jerk to later.
This isn't serial killer vibes or anything. You going to steal some of her panties too?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:53 am to Mr Roboto
You can fill em up, no consequences baw
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:53 am to Mr Roboto
quote:This kid isn't OT material
My dick size is below average
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:55 am to Mr Roboto
so she is lit up on wine and eyebangin you and you didnt go to her place to put the gut hook in her
the bullshite piles up so high in this place you need wings to stay above it...
the bullshite piles up so high in this place you need wings to stay above it...
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:55 am to Mr Roboto
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So the other day I was at my parents house to watch the LSU game. My father was grilling and wanted to spend some time with me and let me help cook, so I accepted the invitation. We aren’t very close so I viewed it as a good time to watch some football and catch up with Dad.
This paragraph is concerning to me. At 24 you haven’t taken over the grilling yet? No wonder your dad isn’t close to you. You sound like a gaping vagine
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:11 am to Mr Roboto
A lot goes into this,just how close are they. Could your mom have already talked to her about y'all hooking up/ ok'd it secretly. Is the cougar discreet? Will she run her mouth to everyone ( if your mom hasn't ok'd it). Her expectations. Her kids reaction if they find out...much more
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:12 am to Mr Roboto
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My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?
She’s attractive. You’re horny. She’s flirting.
You haven’t pursued yet? WTF is wrong with you?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:16 am to Mr Roboto
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After I got the vibe she wanted me, I took some pics of her that I could jerk to later. Should I post those? Would you believe me then?
Well, you’re in the right place. Post away, we all want to see what Stiflers mom looks like
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:18 am to Pettifogger
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We need to talk about why you’re not close to your dad
Maybe Dad is banging the friend?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:21 am to Mr Roboto
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Here’s one. Had to blur out some background obviously. But that’s her body. Like I said, no arse, petite tits and in shape. Came over in athletic clothes. My type.
Your photography skills suck. What’d you take the pic with, the Hubble telescope?
You took that weak pic to jerk to? You need help…
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:27 am to Mr Roboto
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I’m not posting a pic of my mom idiot. Don’t be weird

Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:36 am to Mr Roboto
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Here’s one. Had to blur out some background obviously. But that’s her body. Like I said, no arse, petite tits and in shape. Came over in athletic clothes. My type.

Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:40 am to Mr Roboto
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I’m 24. Mom is 52. Her friend is the same age but definitely checks out as a cougar. Brunette, pretty eyes, in shape, has her shite together.
So the other day I was at my parents house to watch the LSU game. My father was grilling and wanted to spend some time with me and let me help cook, so I accepted the invitation. We aren’t very close so I viewed it as a good time to watch some football and catch up with Dad.
Well unbeknownst to me she invited one of her friends over. As I later found out, the invitation was for her to “come have a glass of wine.” She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.
This is where things turn a little weird, or maybe good for me. I’m dtf and she’s hot, so I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Maybe the age gap would freak out some people.
Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.
I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do. Of course, as a mid 20’s male Im horny and always looking for my next move. I suspect she wants me but you hardly ever know with these things.
My questions to y’all is, should I pursue? Yes, her and my mother are close and talk often, but I really don’t think it’d be that hard to keep it on the down low. She is single and has her own home where we could hang out together, alone. I realize it might wreck their relationship if the secret got out but imo the risk is worth the reward. What would yall do in my situation?
She's too close to her expiration date for you to waste time typing all that instead of pounding.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:47 am to Mr Roboto
Your Mom will always love you. She might be pissed at you for a bit or maybe not but she will 100% blame her friend. The question you must ask, how close is your mom and this lady. Best friends, how long they been friends, does your mom have other close friends? If they aren't particularly close and she has tons of other friends go for it if you want to. If she has few friends and she is close to this one don't ruin the friendship your mom has.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:55 am to Ponchy Tiger
sounds like one of those situation where you will be thinking about the time you "almost" fricked your moms friend for the rest of your life. 

Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:56 am to Mr Roboto
That’s so disgusting
Who would have sex with a 50 year old woman

Who would have sex with a 50 year old woman


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