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re: Mom gives birth at Golden Corral- Did NOT know she was pregnant.

Posted on 6/10/24 at 1:15 am to
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5158 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 1:15 am to
Didn't know she was pregnant?

Baby slid out into toilet water, probably unflushed by previous user?

He has big brother?

Who daddied these babies?

W-t-h
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49047 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 1:32 am to
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There’s absolutely no way a woman can go 8 months without knowing you’re pregnant. The cramps, morning sickness, weight gain, fatigue, etc.


People that are morbidly obese go through those types symptoms routinely.

It’s gross but it happens more than you think.
Posted by GVT
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2004
1012 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 5:26 am to
That poor boy ain't got a chance.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2941 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 5:31 am to
Seems improbable, right?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27451 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 6:01 am to
Hey "Are You Pregnant Or Just Fat" ?



:nana: :nana:

Another Check
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52796 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 6:07 am to
The food stamp t-shirt really sets it off
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27571 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 6:51 am to
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She just thought she was getting fatter?


The girl on the right has the band aid like she had the IV? The other 3? I get it. Pink hair? I get it. Got some ‘splaining to do. Looks like a lesbian who went to the Dick Side.

I’ve seen this twice as an ER nurse. Not the DIDNT know she was pregnant girl dropping a kid at the pool. But lesbians with belly pain. Lesbian lovers are very protective of the new lesbians they turn out. It’s one hell of a fight when they find out a dick got over the wire b
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25568 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:08 am to
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I’m not a woman, but I can’t comprehend giving birth without ever knowing you’re pregnant.


Don't worry, tigergirl, "as a woman", will come in and let you know.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9956 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:40 am to
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I remember when people were embarrassed to be on food stamps. Now they proudly proclaim it on t-shirts.


Even sadder, that's the outfit she picked out for the photo op.


This post was edited on 6/10/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47889 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:43 am to
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There’s absolutely no way a woman can go 8 months without knowing you’re pregnant. The cramps, morning sickness, weight gain, fatigue, etc.
My wife and I lived in the LSU married students apartment on Nicholson Drive back in 1958. Next door neighbors were oddest couple I ever saw. Guy was about 6-3 and weighed about 150lb. Wife was like 5-4 and probably weighed 300+ lbs.
They went to the grocery store one morning and came home with a baby that afternoon.
Had no idea.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29552 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:45 am to
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bullshite. There’s absolutely no way a woman can go 8 months without knowing you’re pregnant. The cramps, morning sickness, weight gain, fatigue, etc.

It happens more frequently than you would expect tbh. People who are morbidly obese don’t have normal periods and also aren’t fazed by a little extra weight gain.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
3560 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:45 am to
Listen to an expert describe it. Uncle Baby Billy.

LINK
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14523 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:59 am to
My- I'll bet her husband was so surprised when he got home from the office that evening!!
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
1051 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 6:11 pm to
I actually wouldn’t be surprised if this whole fiasco was faked for free GC
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2145 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:11 pm to
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Tamaar Kylon Corral Woodfork.


Yep that sounds like someone born in the gutter, I mean toilet.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6758 posts
Posted on 6/10/24 at 7:50 pm to
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Tamaar Kylon Corral Woodfork

This is how the cultcha people give their kids their names. I met a lady at work one time who gave her kid the name of PA-JA-MAS. She never told me the story of how she came up with the name pajamas
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