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re: Mom gives birth at Golden Corral- Did NOT know she was pregnant.

Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4796 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:22 pm to
I assume the “just do it” tshirt relates to the bread section at the end of the buffet.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5599 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:22 pm to
What a start to that kid’s life. Born fatherless in a Golden Corral toilet to a mother too stupid to know she was pregnant.
Posted by Indiangensing
Member since Nov 2017
2146 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:23 pm to
More free money from the government.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:24 pm to
Little D’Turletto Woodfork looks to have survived his swim in the shitter
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52895 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:24 pm to
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Babies kick/your stomach gets round/did I mention you can actually feel the baby move?


That was just gas.
Posted by SmokinBurger
Bayou Self
Member since Sep 2021
493 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:27 pm to
Taxpayers will be paying for this one.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:30 pm to
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What a start to that kid’s life. Born fatherless in a Golden Corral toilet to a mother too stupid to know she was pregnant.
Our society is rotting from the inside.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50613 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:34 pm to
I have been pregnant 3 times and I just can not understand how women can say they didn’t know. Like how!!?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58224 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:37 pm to
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have been pregnant 3 times and I just can not understand how women can say they didn’t know. Like how!!?
same
Posted by Gamera
Member since Aug 2020
559 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:41 pm to
The grossest part of the story - 9 months ago, someone fricked that mess.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87400 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:46 pm to
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that is a food stamp from before they went to cards


I remember when people were embarrassed to be on food stamps. Now they proudly proclaim it on t-shirts.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87400 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:49 pm to
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In 18 years

“We always knew he was a piece of shite."


Sadly, I fear you’re going to look like Nostradamus on this one.
This post was edited on 6/9/24 at 12:50 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44869 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:50 pm to
Happens more than you think, typically in obese AA women.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2623 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:55 pm to
4, 2, 3, 1 (either methodology)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133182 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:58 pm to
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What a start to that kid’s life. Born fatherless in a Golden Corral toilet to a mother too stupid to know she was pregnant.


Born a bloody brown bastard in a budget buffet bathroom bowl to a boogerwolf bitch.
This post was edited on 6/10/24 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2623 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 12:59 pm to
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Was the afterbirth added to the buffet options?



Yeah, but unfortunately Gwyneth Paltrow was there and she bogarted the whole damn thing.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
44801 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 1:02 pm to
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The grossest part of the story - 9 months ago, someone fricked that mess.
I would say the grossest part was delivering a baby into a Golden Corral toilet.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19070 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 1:13 pm to
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I am a woman and I don't get it. Babies kick/your stomach gets round/did I mention you can actually feel the baby move?

She probably just thought it was just gas, maybe name the lad Gassius Corral.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17187 posts
Posted on 6/9/24 at 1:18 pm to
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Should’ve named him after the fudge fountain.
L’Quidrious
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