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Minimum cash you'd need to do year in prison?
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:13 pm
I mean what would you do to endure the time and experience, not other residuals like having a record. Assume record is "wiped clean" and won't hurt future employment - a deal is made. No publicity - family name not hurt. You JUT GO AWAY.
I start bidding at
White collar prison - $500K.
Real Prison - $1 Million.
Both tax free of course.
I start bidding at
White collar prison - $500K.
Real Prison - $1 Million.
Both tax free of course.
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:14 pm to Morty
White collar for 500k
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:15 pm to Morty
quote:
You JUT GO AWAY.
I'll take either for nothing as long as my wife doesn't come too.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:15 pm to Morty
white collar jail with a tv in my cell that I don't share with anyone.......double my salary
eta: wait. how often are conjugal visits available?
eta: wait. how often are conjugal visits available?
This post was edited on 4/3/18 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:17 pm to Morty
I'd probably need at least $20/week to trade for cigarettes and have enough left for lube when Javonte's bitch punks out on him.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:18 pm to Morty
Tree fiddy.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:18 pm to Morty
hell I would do it for a little more than my current salary
Besides paying my mortgage each month I'd be pocketing all the money by not buying anything
Besides paying my mortgage each month I'd be pocketing all the money by not buying anything
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:19 pm to Morty
quote:
White collar prison - $500K. Real Prison - $1 Million.
Everyone has a price for arse rape. Yours is unreasonably low.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:20 pm to Morty
So you are asking how much money for our virgin arse holes.
You sick bastard.
You sick bastard.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:20 pm to Morty
#I'MNOTONEOFTHECALMESBOYS....LOL
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:22 pm to Morty
Is there a dollar amount guaranteeing my memory would be wiped clean?
Forever forget the shame associated with being gangraped?
Or the monster within being released needed to murder and/or maim those attempting to frick with you every minute of everyday?
Don't fool yourself, it would be a world you can't imagine, unless you have lived it.
Nah... I'm good.
Forever forget the shame associated with being gangraped?
Or the monster within being released needed to murder and/or maim those attempting to frick with you every minute of everyday?
Don't fool yourself, it would be a world you can't imagine, unless you have lived it.
Nah... I'm good.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:24 pm to Morty
I saw Oz. There's not enough money.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:26 pm to Morty
10 million
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:26 pm to Morty
Prison Mike did it fo free.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:27 pm to lake chuck fan
quote:
Is there a dollar amount guaranteeing my memory would be wiped clean?
Forever forget the shame associated with being gangraped?
Or the monster within being released needed to murder and/or maim those attempting to frick with you every minute of everyday?
Don't fool yourself, it would be a world you can't imagine, unless you have lived it.
Nah... I'm good.
It's funny how people who've never been to prison picture it.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:28 pm to Morty
This virgin butthole is not for sale
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:29 pm to Morty
i'd do a year in club fed for $500k if it didn't affect my licensure/future employment. EASILY.
i'd basically be taking a shitty job for a year and getting like a $750k/year salary
i'd basically be taking a shitty job for a year and getting like a $750k/year salary
This post was edited on 4/3/18 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:30 pm to Morty
White collar prison: Probably double my current salary. You aren't getting raped in a low security prison where they keep non-violent offenders.
Real prison: If I would get a guarantee of not being shanked or butt raped, $1 million. If no guarantee, then there wouldn't be enough money in the world
Real prison: If I would get a guarantee of not being shanked or butt raped, $1 million. If no guarantee, then there wouldn't be enough money in the world
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:30 pm to mylsuhat
quote:
Besides paying my mortgage each month I'd be pocketing all the money by not buying anything
Yeah but your wife would.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:37 pm to Morty
Is it a possibility I will be gang raped while inside?
If so, I'm not even talking about it unless eight figures is on the table.
If not, half a million would be tempting. A million, I am in for sure.
If so, I'm not even talking about it unless eight figures is on the table.
If not, half a million would be tempting. A million, I am in for sure.
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