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re: Minimum cash you'd need to do year in prison?
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:37 pm to TH03
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:37 pm to TH03
I wonder if rape is as common as people think it is. Granted, broken ribs and orbital bones are no picnic either.
Hard to get an answer b/c people who have been in are not gonna advertise it. I am always puzzled by guys who dreaded solitary and wanted general population. I'd gladly do solitary. I have the mind for it.
Hard to get an answer b/c people who have been in are not gonna advertise it. I am always puzzled by guys who dreaded solitary and wanted general population. I'd gladly do solitary. I have the mind for it.
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:44 pm to SlowFlowPro
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i'd do a year in club fed for $500k if it didn't affect my licensure/future employment. EASILY.
i'd basically be taking a shitty job for a year and getting like a $750k/year salary
This. I might do it for 250k and I already make 6 figures in salary.
That is maybe $375k that I will walk out with, cash money for doing absolutely nothing except eating and sleeping and being bored for a year. White collar prison days consist literally of sitting around watching TV, eating 3 times a day, lots of naps and lots of sleeping and basically just being bored.
Probably exercise a lot to relieve boredom, walk out a year later with several hundred thousand in cash.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:47 pm to dcrews
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Is it a possibility I will be gang raped while inside? If so, I'm not even talking about it unless eight figures is on the table. If not, half a million would be tempting. A million, I am in for sure.
This. I'm out if butt sex is involved.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:48 pm to Morty
Am I assured that I will be immune to any and all crimes I commit while in prison??
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:50 pm to Morty
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Real Prison - $1 Million.
If you are only doing a year, you are probably not in state prison
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:43 pm to Morty
A year means a felony record. Have fun never being able to vote, own a gun, pass a background check, or find a non-manual labor job. The amount would have to set me up for life. Even then, idk if its worth never being able to teach my future son how to hunt or shoot a gun.
I say $2 million minimum. Put $1.5 of that into safe mutual funds to live off the earnings and use the other $500k to buy a house.
I say $2 million minimum. Put $1.5 of that into safe mutual funds to live off the earnings and use the other $500k to buy a house.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:46 pm to Morty
White collar: $3 million
Real Prison: $10 million
Guantanamo: $25 million
Angola: $25 million
Real Prison: $10 million
Guantanamo: $25 million
Angola: $25 million
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:51 pm to Tyga Woods
I’m not even getting paid 6 figures for my current prison.....
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:58 pm to Morty
White collar prison only. Cell to myself and a Tv in my cell. Also, unlimited access to books and exercise.
1 million dollars directly deposited into my bank acount on day 365. Not a penny less.
1 million dollars directly deposited into my bank acount on day 365. Not a penny less.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:00 pm to BRbornandraised
OP already said no record when you get out.
I have a buddy that had to do nearly a year for fraud relating to the BP oil spill (he claimed his business made about 5x what it made or something like that). Got paid, but was then required to produce tax returns and got busted.
Anyway, he told me about it. All they did was sit around watch TV, play board games, read books, eat and sleep and exercise some. Said he was bored but made some friends, passed the time and that was that.
That was several years ago. After he got done with his 9 months probation whatever it was, he went about his business, got married, had a kid and is doing well.
Add on an extra several hundred thousand in cash and no record? Yup, count me in.
I have a buddy that had to do nearly a year for fraud relating to the BP oil spill (he claimed his business made about 5x what it made or something like that). Got paid, but was then required to produce tax returns and got busted.
Anyway, he told me about it. All they did was sit around watch TV, play board games, read books, eat and sleep and exercise some. Said he was bored but made some friends, passed the time and that was that.
That was several years ago. After he got done with his 9 months probation whatever it was, he went about his business, got married, had a kid and is doing well.
Add on an extra several hundred thousand in cash and no record? Yup, count me in.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:19 pm to Morty
depends on how many times a day you get rapped and if tyrone pimps you out on the side or keeps you exclusive
Posted on 4/3/18 at 3:21 pm to lake chuck fan
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Don't fool yourself, it would be a world you can't imagine, unless you have lived it.
We can ask SuperSaint when he gets out.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 4:26 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Country club white collar prison - A million
Violent offender prison - 50 million
Violent offender prison - 50 million
Posted on 4/3/18 at 4:51 pm to Morty
This thread seems to pop up every few months. Why are yall so obsessed with prison?
Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:02 pm to ldts
Part of my work includes seeing some patients in prisons. You could not pay me enough to live in there even one night. It's no vacation.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:09 pm to Morty
$100,000 only to make up for lost wages
Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:13 pm to Morty
When you say "real prison", does that include a parish prison? If so, could I pick what parish jail I would want to go to?
Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:28 pm to Morty
Pretty sure you don't have to pay to go to prison.
Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:58 pm to Morty
I thought you meant for commissary. I was gonna ask how much honey buns are going for these days. 
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