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re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino finds himself in a situation

Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:03 pm to
I figured that he was 35 back in 2009.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10578 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:14 pm to
They’re supposed to start filming a new season in Miami soon with him included
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63751 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:16 pm to
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I pay mine and I pay plenty and have no sympathy for some slapdick that doesn’t.


There is a large area on the feeling spectrum between having sympathy for someone and wishing anal rape upon them
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:24 pm to
quote:


There is a large area on the feeling spectrum between having sympathy for someone and wishing anal rape upon them




Well I don’t have sympathy and well he just looks like he would enjoy anal anyway.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:25 pm to
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He's such a douche. Hope he gets five and anal raped


Did you say the same for Wesley Snipes?
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1254 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:27 pm to
I thought I remember him being 30 on the show. Old looking dude..
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

A gif for ants?


Fixed.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Did you say the same for Wesley Snipes?


Well he didn’t pay his taxes either.

Not sure why all the love for tax cheats.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25843 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:02 pm to
He'll be on the receiving end of prison donkey punches...

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:03 pm to
I don't have sympathy
But he doesn't deserve to get butt fricked and his arse licked by bubba because of it
This post was edited on 1/17/18 at 3:10 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110744 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:05 pm to
The got him the same way they got Al Capone.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69250 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

They’re supposed to start filming a new season in Miami soon with him included



I'm sure it will be Miami cheesy, but it has to be better than that Floribama trash show.
Posted by KSLSUFan
Member since Sep 2017
63 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:11 pm to
how the hell did that guy make 9 mill in 3 years? Appearances at clubs?
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7835 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:13 pm to
Best Jersey Shore story line was when The Situation was in a dry spell and started creepin on snookie
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:33 pm to
He will make a nice prison bitch for someone. I wonder if he will flash his abs when he gets there.
This post was edited on 1/17/18 at 3:33 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:43 pm to
He'll be in club fed alongside a bunch of pharmacists doing time for prescription fraud.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7581 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:55 pm to
He'll still be able to do gym and laundry in prison, but his tan won't be the same
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 3:56 pm to
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pay mine and I pay plenty and have no sympathy for some slapdick that doesn’t.




I doubt taco bell makes you pay that much..
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 4:38 pm to
I bet they rename the showers, “The Smoosh Room.”
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 4:38 pm to
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But he doesn't deserve to get butt fricked and his arse licked by bubba because of it




well that would be a bit extreme.
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