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Metrosexual men
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:25 pm
Fashion, mani-pedi, sushi = red meat, prissy, doyle craft beer sipping, urban, professionals, pinky up-refined, fellas...
What did not happen in their lives to allow this outcome?
Did they not wrestle with their Dads?
Lacked burp and fart positive reinforcement from their immature buddies?
Testicles not drop all the way down?
How does this happen?
What did not happen in their lives to allow this outcome?
Did they not wrestle with their Dads?
Lacked burp and fart positive reinforcement from their immature buddies?
Testicles not drop all the way down?
How does this happen?
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:26 pm to BayouSizzle
I enjoy a nice craft beer and I'm nowhere near metro
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:26 pm to BayouSizzle
quote:
What did not happen in their lives to allow this outcome?
No father figure. Born in the Northeast or west coast.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:27 pm to BayouSizzle
Your gay
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:27 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
You're
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:28 pm to BayouSizzle
You are so cool, baw
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:28 pm to BayouSizzle
I get my toes did but I also enjoy shooting fully automatic weapons.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:28 pm to BayouSizzle
Just replace metro with homo for chrissake.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:28 pm to kywildcatfanone
I was born in the northeast and I'm about as far away from a metrosexual homo as you can get.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:28 pm to BayouSizzle
quote:
Did they not wrestle with their Dads?
The frick
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:29 pm to BayouSizzle
I'm not metro at all and love sushi, craft beer, and a well-fit tailored suit.
Your list is garbage.
And pedicures feel awesome. It's just a foot rub in hot water.
Eta:
And professionals? Wtf?
Your list is garbage.
And pedicures feel awesome. It's just a foot rub in hot water.
Eta:
And professionals? Wtf?
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:29 pm to BayouSizzle
What's wrong with eating sushi and drinking craft beer and wanting to look good? None of these sound like bad traits to me.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:29 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
Your
Cmon man
OP the reason guys act like this is, because women have sex with men who act like this. If no woman would have sex with a hipster dbag, the trend would die instantly.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:30 pm to BayouSizzle
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urban, professional
quote:
sushi = red mea
quote:
Fashion
Nothing at all wrong with some things on your shitty list
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:30 pm to BayouSizzle
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Fashion, mani-pedi, sushi = red meat, prissy, doyle craft beer sipping, urban, professionals, pinky up-refined, fellas...
Umm what the hell does this even mean? The things I bolded are definitely not metrosexual.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:30 pm to BayouSizzle
I'm stinking up the house with farts because of all the craft beer and sushi I had last night.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:30 pm to BayouSizzle
I care about fashion and how I look, keep my beard well kept and trimmee, I work in a professional environment and know about and drink a lot of craft beers, I can also tear up some sushi
I also wear ariats to the office daily and I promise you wouldn't frick with me if you saw me on the street. There's nothing wrong with a guy doing any of the things you said except the mani/pedi part.
I also wear ariats to the office daily and I promise you wouldn't frick with me if you saw me on the street. There's nothing wrong with a guy doing any of the things you said except the mani/pedi part.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:31 pm to CoachChappy
Metrosexual =\= hipster
You will not find a metrosexual man sporting a hipster beard
You will not find a metrosexual man sporting a hipster beard
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:32 pm to BayouSizzle
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BayouSizzle
You're a fricking moron.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I'm not metro at all and love sushi, craft beer, and a well-fit tailored suit.
Hope OP is a troll job.
I shave with a DE Razor and prepare my shave cream with a brush and mug like an old man.
Keep drinking Budweiser and wearing Carhart shirts to nice places.
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