re: Met a girl last week

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Just fricking around as I'm moving to Houston in a month

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Sounds to me like she drunkenly gave your her number and regretted it.

You invited her over, she didn't want to be mean and straight up say no, so she says she banged your friend. You're like "that's cool come over anyway" and, much to her chagrin, she obliges.

During the pre-meetup discussion regarding how to avoid another meeting with you in the future, she and her friend fabricate this completely unbelievable tale about how she's involved with cops, witches and biker gangs. They had a good chuckle at your expense later.

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Thought I’d share with the OT.

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Met her at a bar, thought she was cool so I said frick it and decided to text her and hangout.

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Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem.

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she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar.

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Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.

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We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.

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And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore.

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Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.

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They had a good chuckle at your expense later.

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I met her Sunday, that was yesterday
The girl I knew from 1990
Her eyes are hazel, her name is Mable
I kissed her once and now I'm able to

Walk a mile, crack a smile
She makes me want to kiss all the

Babies, hug the puppy dogs
She makes me feel like a mom
Smell the flowers and plant a tree
I gotta say that Mable
She's the bomb

Now it's Monday, better than Sunday
Mable told me that she would stay
Her curly hair shines in her eyes
Boy that Mable sure is fine

I'm with her now until I die
She makes me want to kiss all the

Babies, hug the puppy dogs
She makes me feel like a mom
Smell the flowers and plant a tree
I gotta say that Mable
She's the bomb

Then on Tuesday, Mable left me
I heard she's goin' out with Charlie
She saw his package from what I know she said:
"That looks like a tube of cookie dough!"

Mine, she said then, looks like a small 
pencil with broken lead

Rabies got the puppy dogs
and now I really need my mom
I bought her flowers, so woe'st me
It sucks I still think Mable 
She's the bomb

Rabies got the puppy dogs
and now I really need my mom
I bought her flowers, so woe is me
It sucks I still think Mable 
She's the bomb

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