Met a girl last week

Just fricking around as I’m moving back to Houston in a month. Met her at a bar, thought she was cool so I said frick it and decided to text her and hangout.

We had plans for her to come to my place and watch a movie. Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem. I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off but I really didn’t care. I should also mention that she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar. At this point, it’s safe to say she has the crazies. Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.

We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.

Thought I’d share with the OT. And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore. Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.