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re: Met a girl last week
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:36 am to MettShow69
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:36 am to MettShow69
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MettShow69
This is what I got from your OP
You don't know how to close the deal with loose girls and have BFF discussions watching TV.
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Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:37 am to MettShow69
This reads like some shite a degenerate adult Doug Funny would write in his journal
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:38 am to Pecker
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Does he have health problems and wear 1980’s mom jeans?
Is he also involved in fake biker charities?
You are one pathetic little boy.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:38 am to MettShow69
This is just another reason I am glad I am no longer single.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:40 am to MettShow69
what kinda special powers does she have?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:41 am to MettShow69
That was a wasted minute I'll never get back reading that
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:43 am to MettShow69
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Just fricking around as I’m moving back to Houston in a month. Met her at a bar, thought she was cool so I said frick it and decided to text her and hangout.
We had plans for her to come to my place and watch a movie. Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem. I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off but I really didn’t care. I should also mention that she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar. At this point, it’s safe to say she has the crazies. Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.
We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.
Thought I’d share with the OT. And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore. Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.
Literally no one cares, this is like an Oweo post its so bad.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:48 am to Bard
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This is just another reason I am glad I am no longer single.
Me too. It reminds me how rare it was to get such an easy lay up opportunity like this one.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:49 am to MettShow69
Run.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:50 am to MettShow69
quote:This is a break point for Alphas vs Betas.
I should also mention that she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar.
We Alphas respond with “I’ll be the judge of that.” or “I’ll tell you in the morning.”
You Betas respond with fear and getting teh gahy cold feet “I was obviously weirded out and pretty turned off...”
SMDH
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:52 am to MettShow69
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MettShow69
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:52 am to MettShow69
No mention of an OT rating or hotness of said girl and all you mention is that she is "cool"? She must really be fat and ugly
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:52 am to soccerfüt
You sound pretty insecure baw.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:54 am to MettShow69
I’m insecure?
I’d have knocked the bottom out of that “not a ho”.
I’d have knocked the bottom out of that “not a ho”.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:55 am to Pecker
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Does he have health problems and wear 1980’s mom jeans?
Is he also involved in fake biker charities?
Pecker bringing the heat.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:55 am to Packer
6 at best. Not fat. Honestly not attracted to her. Love how the OT spins shite and claim that I’m gay when realistically 95% of the OT hasn’t gotten arse in 6+ months.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:56 am to MettShow69
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I’m moving back to Houston in a month
Good! The fewer effeminate millennial's in The Woodlands, the better.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:57 am to MettShow69
I think you should change your favorite school to A&M
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:57 am to soccerfüt
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I’d have knocked the bottom out of that “not a ho”.
Sounds like someone who’s insecure would say.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:59 am to MettShow69
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Sweet girl though
So, I figured I'd share what she told me and air her dirty laundry to a group of internet strangers and call her a whore.
Well played, OP. You are a stand-up kind of guy.
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