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re: Men who let women fight their battles for them: A Rando Tale

Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:37 pm to
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Given I was legitimately fat and in a hurry for lunch time


FIFY

Posted by ALLin4LSU
Member since Oct 2016
1419 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:39 pm to
You sure do need a lot of attention.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9189 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:40 pm to
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pics of she beast?



Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:43 pm to
Seems obvious to me you intentionally left out that this happened at wal mart
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:44 pm to
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But, being myself, I find myself unable to say just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."

Your wife must be a lucky woman!!!
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:45 pm to
All people who go off and rant on service industry people making minimum-wage bother me.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:45 pm to
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she beast
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Livingston parish sow
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she beast


Aren't you obese?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:49 pm to
I had something complete opposite happen to me, some crazy bitch ran a stop sign and about hit me in the Quarter this weekend. Well she only goes a half block down in the direction I was walking and pulls into a parking garage.

I walk by the garage and she is giving her keys over to the valet and a guy is getting out of the passenger side. I yell something incoherent about her sucking at driving and a few obscene words that probably included bitch, I was a slightly intoxicated at the time. She was a pro though, she went into the classic smug smile blow off that is highly effective at just making you more infuriated. That's when the guy shouts back at me "What do you expect, she's a woman." I yell back "frick yeah, you are absolutely right." He gives me a thumbs up and that lady looked like she was going to rip his head off.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:20 pm to
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FIFY


I bring my lunch, typically don't take a lunch as I have shite to do, and was using today to get some stuff done before vacation.
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3081 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:21 pm to
pretty much opposite happens with my wife and me. We end up doing a total good cop - bad cop on the poor soul that messed up. I'm usually the one trying to reason with the service personnel and my wife is gathering steam quietly. When logic and reasonableness fail, I'm like "I did all I could to help, you asked for it," then let her take over and go crazy-bitch on them. I'm standing there all Joe Pesci al la "Dont look at me pal, I gotta live widder".
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:23 pm to
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Aren't you obese?


I'm a dude. I have a caloric surplus. And while I am many things, trashy isn't one of them.

This bitch got fat eating fast food. I got fat eating meat and veg
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:24 pm to
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Seems obvious to me you intentionally left out that this happened at wal mart



I did. I typically use amazon, but there was an extremely well priced electric pressure washer than I can run off an inverter that I needed

30 bucks for a 1700 psi pressure washer was worth the Wal-Mart trip.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:26 pm to
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This bitch got fat eating fast food. I got fat eating meat and veg



This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 3:27 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32421 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:28 pm to
I have a bad problem with confrontation. When shite like thy happens, the need to say something is too great and I always open my mouth and make it a bigger situation. I called out a fat black bitch the other day for parking in handicapped spot. I’m on crutches and my arse hobbled 40 yards to the door so can her arse. She got extremely pissed.

I also had it out with a black couple at Waffle House that tried to take he table I was waiting for. Hell no. We ended up having dinner together in the same booth because neither of us would budge. We ignored each other completely.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:42 pm to
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sow

auto-upvote for usage of one of my favorites
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4392 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:46 pm to
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the Livingston parish sow

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The she beast


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178356 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:57 pm to
Awesome story dude.

The better thread would have been why do men have fat wives?
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40528 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:59 pm to
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But, being myself, I find myself unable to leave without saying just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."


Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48668 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 4:20 pm to
As usual.

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