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Men who let women fight their battles for them: A Rando Tale

Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:19 pm
I cannot think of anything more pathetic than a man who feels he has been wronged in some way, and rather than asking questions and using logic to ascertain why things happened, he asks an irrational woman to do his thinking and speaking for him.

Standing in line to grab an online order just now. And the spineless oaf allowed his she beast to drag him to the front of the line and go off on some tangent. Given I was legitimately in a hurry for lunch time, I politely said, "Excuse me, there's a line."

Must have struck a chord with the Livingston parish sow, because she starts yelling about blah blah don't care. Guy is standing there obviously uncomfortable. I make eye contact with the employee, hand him my receipt, and stand there laughing as she explains her situation and why she has a right to be rude.

The employee returns with my package. I smile, say thank you, and walk off.

But, being myself, I find myself unable to leave without saying just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."

Poor bastard was so demoralized he didn't even laugh. The she beast started ranting, raving, whooping, and hollering all over again.

Good day.
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 3:17 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:20 pm to
pics of she beast?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78042 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

But, being myself, I find myself unable to say just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."


Scruffy wants video.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89397 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:21 pm to
Shitty post is shitty.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:22 pm to
He replaced his mom with his wife. Simplest explanation.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:22 pm to
Cool story, maybe?
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:25 pm to
Sounds like a walmarks trip.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Standing in line to grab an online order


Giving your butler the day off? How noble of you.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:25 pm to
Yeahhhh...none of this happened.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Standing in line to grab an online order just now.


Why isn't your personal assistant doing this for you? You poor or something baw?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I cannot think of anything more pathetic than a man who feels he has been wronged in some way, and rather than asking questions and using logic to ascertain why things happened, he asks an irrational woman to do his thinking and speaking for him.

Standing in line to grab an online order just now. And the spineless oaf allowed his she beast to drag him to the front of the line and go off on some tangent. Given I was legitimately in a hurry for lunch time, I politely said, "Excuse me, there's a line."

Must have struck a chord with the Livingston parish sow, because she starts yelling about blah blah don't care. Guy is standing there obviously uncomfortable. I make eye contact with the employee, hand him my receipt, and stand there laughing as she explains her situation and why she has a right to be rude.

The employee returns with my package. I smile, say thank you, and walk off.

But, being myself, I find myself unable to say just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."

Poor bastard was so demoralized he didn't even laugh. The she beast started ranting, raving, whooping, and hollering all over again.

Good day.


You're so superior dude
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

But, being myself, I find myself unable to say just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."
So you are a misogynist without the courage to utter a lame insult? I don't get it.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:28 pm to

It's amazing the number of shenanigans and 500 word stories OT regulars have on a daily basis. My life is so boring in comparison.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

"I might actually care if a man said all of that."


Poor guy probably got a good beating when he got him because of you. I hope you feel good about yourself.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26319 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

But, being myself, I find myself unable to say just one parting shot. "I might actually care if a man said all of that."


So you are a puss who shouted an insult from a distance at the dude, then took off? Next time, say it to his face like a real man, which you clearly are not.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

So you are a puss who shouted an insult from a distance at the dude, then took off? Next time, say it to his face like a real man, which you clearly are not.


Baw, you don't read good. He said he was unable to say that.

Or he don't write good.
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 2:33 pm
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24481 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:34 pm to
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Rando 10909 posts


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Sao


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33000 posts


quote:

It's amazing the number of shenanigans and 500 word stories OT regulars have on a daily basis. My life is so boring in comparison.


Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66559 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:34 pm to
Did she order the rib combo and try to substitute chicken?

If so she fricked up
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:36 pm to
he must have seen your fighting knife
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 2:36 pm to

Which is why my life is so boring. I need to hit a post office more often
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