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re: Meet the new Severus Snape actor

Posted on 4/15/25 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 4:58 pm to
They could eventually make a prequel ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Hogwart’s’
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
133451 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 5:05 pm to



" it was then that the Hollywood devils
Cast Sev'urr'uzz Snapeson

Professor of the Darkie Arts"
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 5:12 pm
Posted by TheAncientOne
An American Abroad
Member since Jul 2018
22 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 6:11 pm to
Surely a black magic joke has been made.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19053 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 6:16 pm to
I thought my post might get a warning.

We start talking like Uncle Ruckus and everyone's getting banned.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4030 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 6:36 pm to
That scene when James hangs him from a tree will take on a whole new meaning.

My money is on James Potter now being racist

It’s like they don’t even think about the repercussions to the story

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32107 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 6:51 pm to
Expect the ratings to suck fricking arse. And they deserve it too.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39123 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

LeSeverus Snape


I was going to go with S’verus
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7458 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:28 pm to
Pretty much twins
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7665 posts
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:46 pm to
The Cursed Child play in London usually has a black Hermione.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52910 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 5:37 am to
quote:

This is the OT, snowflake.


Lol and we are the flakes not those so mentally weak and obsessed with race they have to rewrite canon because they can't enjoy a character that "doesn't look like them"

And you're mad it got posted on a forum where it'll get some visibility.

I'll take the melt though.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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14603 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 6:10 am to
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*Holds wand sideways


Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
4402 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 7:30 am to
I guess Adam Driver wasn’t available?
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7768 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 8:00 am to
Anyone else have no idea what Severus snape was?
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9712 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 8:03 am to
So all the Hogwartz students will be enjoying a Mickey's Bigmouth butter beer for Kwanza?
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15270 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 8:04 am to
Today we are going to learn to make the potion "Sizzurp"
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1940 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 8:06 am to
the cast was probably short on black or asians...so...
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13860 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 8:18 am to
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Someone should do the inverse in their films. Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white. Would be hilarious to see Pete Davidson cast as Smokey and Chris Pratt as Craig.


I’d pay to go watch this. Great idea.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11596 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 10:11 am to
Considering that James, Lily, and Severus were born in the early 60s, this probably means that Snape’s family were Jamaican immigrants now which is so ridiculous and hilarious to think about. Bombaclaat Severus.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32743 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 10:17 am to
Black man abusing children will go well
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