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re: Meet Candace Kanavel, the first law enforcement officer to compete in the Miss USA pageant
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:01 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:01 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
She looks like a tall drink of water
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:04 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
she could handcuff me anyday...
and it looks like she knows what's up with the shocker

and it looks like she knows what's up with the shocker
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:06 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Please tell me her talent is hog-tying a crook.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:40 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Her toes are hedious!
And IDGAF!
I would eat that shite like it was the last supper!!!
And IDGAF!
I would eat that shite like it was the last supper!!!
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:15 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
She would look better with 20 more pounds.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:42 pm to WeeWee
Everyone zoomed in on that snapper.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 3:32 am to Z Cavaricci
Where were these cops when I was breaking laws?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 3:57 am to Z Cavaricci
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Everyone zoomed in on that snapper
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:26 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
If Secretariat and a Kardashian had a love child.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:15 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
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supposed to be a trident
Since when do devils use tridents and not pitchforks? Haha.

Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:25 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
How long are her thumbs?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 8:29 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
I said, "Lady, what's ya number?" she said, "911"
Hah, emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeah, and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
Hah, emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeah, and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
Posted on 9/29/23 at 8:40 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
a bit on the homely side for being in the running for Miss Universe?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:10 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
A little skinny for my tastes, but I'd still let her rough up my suspect.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:48 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
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Candace Kanavel
Evel's daughter?
IYKYK
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:50 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
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I see she’s a fan of two in the pink, one in the stink.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:23 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
I am only asking because you can't assume these days. Is she 100% a woman?
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:32 am to Sasquatch Smash
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Since when do devils use tridents and not pitchforks? Haha.
Man, I just went down a rabbit hole based on this comment and now I have no idea why ASU considers it a pitchfork. It should clearly be referred to as a trident
I'm not a farmer, but I don't think pitchforks are supposed to have barbed ends!?

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