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re: Meet Candace Kanavel, the first law enforcement officer to compete in the Miss USA pageant

Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:01 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:01 pm to
She looks like a tall drink of water
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26714 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:04 pm to
she could handcuff me anyday...

and it looks like she knows what's up with the shocker
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103155 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:06 pm to
Please tell me her talent is hog-tying a crook.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43957 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:06 pm to


Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1411 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 6:40 pm to
Her toes are hedious!

And IDGAF!

I would eat that shite like it was the last supper!!!
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1390 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:15 pm to
She would look better with 20 more pounds.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:42 pm to
Everyone zoomed in on that snapper.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36992 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 3:32 am to
Where were these cops when I was breaking laws?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68808 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 3:57 am to
quote:

Everyone zoomed in on that snapper


Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1144 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:26 am to
If Secretariat and a Kardashian had a love child.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25848 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:15 am to
quote:

supposed to be a trident


Since when do devils use tridents and not pitchforks? Haha.


Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44890 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:25 am to
How long are her thumbs?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86588 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 8:29 am to
I said, "Lady, what's ya number?" she said, "911"
Hah, emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeah, and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88896 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 8:40 am to
a bit on the homely side for being in the running for Miss Universe?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108207 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19213 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:10 am to
A little skinny for my tastes, but I'd still let her rough up my suspect.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Candace Kanavel


Evel's daughter?

IYKYK
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72290 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 9:50 am to
quote:




I see she’s a fan of two in the pink, one in the stink.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120302 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:23 am to
I am only asking because you can't assume these days. Is she 100% a woman?
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
16662 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Since when do devils use tridents and not pitchforks? Haha.


Man, I just went down a rabbit hole based on this comment and now I have no idea why ASU considers it a pitchfork. It should clearly be referred to as a trident

I'm not a farmer, but I don't think pitchforks are supposed to have barbed ends!?

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