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Medieval chroniclers not writing for posterity

Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted by athenslife101
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:21 pm
Why the hell are they writing.

Listening to a book. The author was talking about William. He quoted a medieval chronicler.

“William did many great and wonderful things during those 3 years of travel that have amazed the whole world still to this day [50 years later]. But I will not talk more about as his actions were too impactful for us to yet fully understand.”

The author goes on to explain we have no clue what William did now that so impressed the chronicler.

Damn feel like this chronicler is an a-hole and I feel slightly cheated out of a probably entertaining story.

P.S. I also learned today that people (men at least)in medieval times believed it was impossible for a women to get pregnant if she didn’t orgasam
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:23 pm to
What the frick are you talking about.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:23 pm to
What the frick
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:24 pm to
What in the frick, Athens? What in the frick?

Eta: try researching the credentials of the authors before you listen to them. Jeezus
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 10:25 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:25 pm to
I am stating two whimsical historical things I heard today.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:28 pm to
The author is legit good author/historian. The chronicler he is quoting though isn’t.

I just think it’s really funny this guy might have solved the human condition for all we know and the chronicler who was writing about him didn’t see fit to tell people
Posted by DollaChoppa
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:30 pm to
book link?
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

P.S. I also learned today that people (men at least)in medieval times believed it was impossible for a women to get pregnant if she didn’t orgasam



The chances for conception are higher if a woman orgasms, if I recall correctly. Read it it a book some years ago.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:34 pm to
Wait, women can orgasm?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:34 pm to
The chronicle is
quote:

the “L’Histoire de Guillaume le Marechal”

It is possible this is the first biography written about a non-ruler in history.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:35 pm to
Because it was only through the written word we could preserve our histories, our stories, in the absence of an oral tradition.

Man wrote to spread the tales and glories of old. To connect past and present.
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:38 pm to
Oh frick this thread is vital!
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:45 pm to
Man, that Texas beat down really messed your mind...
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:51 pm to
It did. I’m stilll fricking furious with that fricking game of complete fricking pathetic shite. that Was a program ruining loss. And smart shite himself horribly these past 3 weeks and he doesn’t have any clue what it takes to win.

But, I do think the subject is interesting, entertaining, amusing, or some weird combination of things. Hence why I posted it.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 6:43 am to
quote:

The chances for conception are higher if a woman orgasms, if I recall correctly. Read it it a book some years ago.


Yes. And women orgasm quicker/more often with strangers than lifelong partners.

Wonder the evolutionary reason for this...

Female orgasms is a much better topic for this thread.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 6:51 am to
It is possible this is the first biography written about a non-ruler in history.
—-Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would disagree
Posted by MissyTiger
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 6:52 am to
It appears that you can start a thread with any random gibberish on the OT.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 6:55 am to
1. I would t consider the Bible a biography
2. Jesus was a king
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 6:59 am to
quote:

P.S. I also learned today that people (men at least)in medieval times believed it was impossible for a women to get pregnant if she didn’t orgasam
quote:

orgasam
The LLOTOT are on notice that you can’t even correctly spell a woman’s orgasm.
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