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Meanwhile, man has penis grown on his arm
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:01 pm
After losing his real penis to an infection, surgeons created a new one and grafted it to his arm to ....ummm ....develop.
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The mechanic, who turned to drinking heavily after the distressing experiences, told The Sun how he simply picked up his appendage and put it in the bin when the day came, as he had been warned by doctors it was inevitable by that point.
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Mr MacDonald, who nicknamed his unusually-placed penis Jimmy as it is a "new mate", told the paper: "For two years after losing my penis I felt a shadow of a man.
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He added: "Of course it is mad - having a penis on your arm. Not even I am used to it. But when you think about it, it's actually amazing."
The mechanic has had to learn to laugh with his friends at the pub if the penis is spotted beneath his long-sleeve shirts.
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A UCHL spokesperson said the hospital "will try to rearrange his surgery as soon we are able now that services are gradually returning closer to normal following lockdown."
This post was edited on 7/31/20 at 4:02 pm
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Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:02 pm to Zappas Stache
I'd have gone for the third leg.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:02 pm to Zappas Stache
Is it circumcised?
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:02 pm to Zappas Stache
I bet he was walking around spritzing that thing with Miracle Grow every 30 minutes.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:02 pm to Zappas Stache
They couldn’t just grow it on his face?
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:04 pm to Celery
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They couldn’t just grow it on his face?
Literally getting head.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:04 pm to Zappas Stache
No pics?
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:04 pm to Zappas Stache
He should just get a hooker and some blow then go give it a trest drive.
This post was edited on 7/31/20 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:04 pm to Zappas Stache
I've never been so glad that the pics didn't load.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:05 pm to Zappas Stache
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Mr MacDonald, who nicknamed his unusually-placed penis Jimmy
Motherfricker is a creative genius.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:06 pm to Celery
A group of pro wrestlers did a form of that before.
They got a bunch of strippers, put a strap-on on their head, then set up a slip and slide in a hotel hallway to go down head first into the stripper’s gash.
I wish I were making this story up.
They got a bunch of strippers, put a strap-on on their head, then set up a slip and slide in a hotel hallway to go down head first into the stripper’s gash.
I wish I were making this story up.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:06 pm to Zappas Stache
South Park was ahead of its time.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:06 pm to Zappas Stache
Just here to see what weirdo asked for pics
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:09 pm to teke184
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A group of pro wrestlers did a form of that before.
They got a bunch of strippers, put a strap-on on their head, then set up a slip and slide in a hotel hallway to go down head first into the stripper’s gash.
I wish I were making this story up.
Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty?
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
Raven and Perry Saturn. Possibly other members of The Flock like Kidman as well.
Marty and HBK is a good guess though.
Marty and HBK is a good guess though.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:10 pm to AbitaFan08
Hey there goes chin ball boy ...hey that boy has balls on his chin
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:10 pm to Celery
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They couldn’t just grow it on his face?
He would go blind.
The balls would be hanging in his eyes.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:11 pm to rsbd
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Just here to see what weirdo asked for pics
Don’t act like you don’t wanna see it with the rest of us.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:11 pm to LaBR4
I was actually thinking of when Ms. Garrison had a penis grown on a mouse. But there’s example two of how South Park was ahead of its time. 
Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:12 pm to AbitaFan08
“... Butters, how would you know what your teacher’s penis looks like?”
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