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re: Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road

Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11620 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:07 pm to
Would this be referred to mas necro-bestiality?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:07 pm to
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Gonna need to see pics of the deer before passing judgment.



Where were these deer when I was a lonely hillbilly?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179061 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:07 pm to
you can field dress a deer with a golf ball but you can't give the deer a little respect with some intimacy.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61452 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:08 pm to
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it really a crime if the animal is already dead?
I will lay a bet he has tried to frick the live ones a time or two.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56053 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:15 pm to
they found big foot
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179061 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:17 pm to
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they found big foot


5'4" big foot.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52564 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:18 pm to
Before I rush to judgement, how long was the deer dead. Was it still warm?
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20204 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:19 pm to
Glass houses.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7960 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:22 pm to
I'm not sure who he was hurting if the deer was already dead. But with that being said, they need to keep a close eye on this guy
Posted by goblrhntr
Carolina
Member since Mar 2012
89 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:23 pm to
Daddy, won't you take me back to Muhlenberg county?
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
1070 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:25 pm to
I hope it was a doe. Being gay with a dead animal would cross the line
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179061 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:26 pm to
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I hope it was a doe.


look one minute you're milking the doe for some nutrition and the next thing you know you're all liquored up on shine and you get caught with your pants down. we've all been there.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71229 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:27 pm to
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I'm not sure who he was hurting if the deer was already dead. But with that being said, they need to keep a close eye on this guy


Agreed. As sexual deviants go, road kill frickers aren't at the top of the priority list.

Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
732 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
sorry for partying
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
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Agreed. As sexual deviants go, road kill frickers aren't at the top of the priority list.



The act in and of itself poses no danger to society at large, but you just know that if you're fricking roadkill, you're probably up to some other heinous shite.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75208 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
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When I was a child, my family would travel
Down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born
And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered
So many times that my memories are worn


The remake takes a hard left turn after this first verse.
This post was edited on 2/23/26 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:31 pm to
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How the hell is that illegal?


We can't have hilly billy Jim fricking Bambi on the side of the road man ...
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75208 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:33 pm to
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We can't have hilly billy Jim fricking Bambi on the side of the road man ...

That's just like you prudish types......killing the spirit of adventure every chance you get.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179061 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:36 pm to
dudes looking at 15-20 years in the pen
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 2:36 pm to
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That's just like you prudish types......killing the spirit of adventure every chance you get


Nope ... Take that to the green fields to the left about 25 yards.
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