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Mattel Gives Barbie New Body Shapes, Lego gets a wheelchair

Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:57 am
Posted by Kujo
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Barbie is finally a modern woman.

Mattel on Thursday announced a sweeping change to the iconic 57-year-old doll. For the first time ever, Barbie will feature three new body types in addition to the slender, busty doll that is well known today. The new body types are described as “tall, curvy and petite.”


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Lego Will Unveil A Minifigure In A Wheelchair, In A First


This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 11:19 am
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:58 am to
what about Ken?



Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:58 am to
They need to make a Barbie that looks great with clothes on but once you take off the spanxx she looks like an elephant seal with tiger stripes.
Posted by Party At LSU
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:58 am to
2,3,1,4
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:59 am to
More like Blarbie.
Posted by tke857
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:59 am to
i mean who is going to buy the Curvy doll? no kid is like ohhh ohhh i want that one bc its fatter. Only SJW moms will buy these. No im not trying to be insensitive. Just speaking the truth.
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:59 am to
Marketing troll job

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what about Ken?


This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 10:01 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:59 am to
quote:

what about Ken?


no movement for him
Posted by dnm3305
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:59 am to
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what about Ken?


I heard that Ken is now going to be a transgendered known as "Kensie".
Posted by TeddyPadillac
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:00 am to
3,1,2
4 is too black
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:00 am to
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no movement for him


pure sexism

Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:01 am to
Is it wierd I kind of want three to sit on my face?
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 10:01 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:01 am to
Bodies aside, wtf are those clothes? An acid wash romper?
Posted by fr33manator
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no movement for him


Damn, they make a fat Barbie and can't even give Ken a Dick.
Posted by Putty
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:01 am to
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Mattel Gives Barbie New Body Shapes by Kujo


Where is 400lb Barbie on a Hover-round? Fat has feelings too dammit!
Posted by The Egg
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quote:

what about Ken?
they'll make him black and put these pants on him

Posted by Honkus
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:02 am to
2,1,3,4
Posted by Spirit of Dunson
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:04 am to
This is all a ploy to sell more Barbie accessories since the clothes won't fit the different body styles.

But seriously, have you ever found a pair of jeans that fits just right? amirite girls?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:04 am to
Here's his ho.


Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:05 am to


Its not the doll shapes that are eye-rolling, but its the timing of this.
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