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Math weirdness: Infinite gold is not enough

Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:47 pm
A man has a 10 lb gold bar and wants to divide it equally among his three children. He gets his wife’s cooking scale out and perfectly divides the bar into 3 equal pieces and gives one to each of his kids.

One of his kids is a scientist who works for NASA. This kid wants to make sure he got an equal share, so he takes his piece of gold to the world’s most sensitive scale.

The kid places his bar on the scale and gets an initial reading: 3.33lbs. Looks like dad measured right. The kid turns the dial to get an even more accurate measure: 3.333 lbs. Great! He has more gold than just 3.33 lbs.

He turns the dial again: 3.3333lbs. Nice! Even more than 3.333! The kid keeps turning up the sensitivity and keeps realizing his piece of gold is heavier than what the last reading showed. Surely at some point its weight will max out and the next number will be 0, right? If its mass is not changing, how can we not get an exact measure? It never happens.

The kid is freaked out and wants to return the gold. He convinces his two siblings to melt and recombine their gold into one bar to give back to their dad.

The dad, wanting to make sure he got back all 10 lbs, takes the bar to his scientist kid’s lab and places it on the scale and turns the sensitivity all the way up: 9.99999999999999999999 lbs. Those sons of bitches.
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:50 pm to
Ok
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:50 pm to
Anybody bitching about getting short changed of billionth of a pound of gold doesn't deserve any of it in the first place.
Posted by Tigers0891
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:52 pm to
Sure hope you copied and pasted that.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:52 pm to
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

A man has a 10 lb gold bar and wants to divide it equally among his three children


He can't.
Posted by CFDoc
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:52 pm to
This story is irrational
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 10:53 pm to
My god, that was fricking terrible.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:03 pm to
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He can't.


Why not?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Why not?


You never studied.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:06 pm to
All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else’s name.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:06 pm to
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:09 pm to
Should have taken it to his accountant so he could have said "what do you want the number to be".
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Why not?



I'm not Ted Kaczynski, though I've given thought to it. I can't provide a mathematical proof as to why 10 can not be perfectly divisible by 3.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:09 pm to
Divide it into 30 pieces and give each 10.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28546 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:10 pm to
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Because you can't split anything into true thirds.


You can’t split a foot into 3 equal 4 inch parts?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Divide it into 30 pieces


One piece will still weigh more than the others, even if infinitesimally.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

You can’t split a foot into 3 equal 4 inch parts?
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