Massive New Crawfish Species Can Clone Themselves, Terrifying Scientists

Can they eat Orgeron

Ship them over here! Crawfishermen will still claim poor conditions and raise prices every year.

Scary Crawfish, huh?

Sounds like we gonna have to raise prices.

“Crawfish aren’t cloning this year, price will be high”

The amount times the word crayfish is used in that article is quite annoying.

Yea, I make gumbo with crawfish, as well as bisque and etoufee

Crawfish that can clone themselves? Clearly a reason to raise the price even more

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I for one welcome our new female crawfish overlords

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Stupid video and article. They aren't MASSIVE. The video shows one in a guys hand, and they tried to hide the hand, but it was barely longer than his fingers.

And in the article, no mention of the average size.

There is a reason for that...because it's a non issue. Who cares how it reproduces