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Married life is rough baws.

Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:11 am
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:11 am
"You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."

"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."

"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."

"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."


Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:12 am to
quote:

"You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."

"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."

"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."

"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."


Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.


Dafuq?

Married life is rough but not because of any of those reasons.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53809 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:13 am to
My wife is pretty easy going and mostly doesn't care what I do. She just shakes her head

Wait until "your kid needs braces"
"I wrecked my car again"
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to
What kind of wife do you have that you need to tell her these things?
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to
Is it that hard to be an adult male these days? Jesus Christ, get your shite together guys.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to
quote:

get your shite together guys.

you're not the boss of us!
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Is it that hard to be an adult male these days? Jesus Christ, get your shite together guys.


No shite. I'm the biggest jokester/smartass, but the OP was just dumb.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:15 am to
“...But when I became a man I put away childish things.”

It’s good to be child-like.. not child-ish.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:16 am to
Aren’t you a Democrat?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:16 am to
Redneck mf’er
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:19 am to
I wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted. I don't care about the other stuff.
Posted by bubblehead26
Temecula
Member since Apr 2012
378 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:22 am to
You are in for a rude awakening when you get married baw
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5757 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:25 am to
Well, I suggest growing a pair. Fwiw, 33 years last week for my wife and I
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103799 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:26 am to
quote:

wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted


Someone want to explain it to him?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:26 am to
? When you wake up just roll over and stick it in. When she's washing dishes just hike her skirt up and stick it in. When watching a movie just have her sit on my lap and stick it in.

I don't need her to be into it or make a big lovemaking session I just need a place to stick it in.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22958 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.




Hate to tell you, but it will never pass.

I still can't find king sized Ninja Turtle sheets.

Damn shame.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:28 am to
Are you married to a 12 year old boy?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:29 am to
quote:

You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall." 



I frequently have that problem with my tactical spear
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:31 am to
Wings in the hot tub does sound romantic, not gonna lie.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40377 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:32 am to
quote:

I wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted. I don't care about the other stuff.


I picked up on it.

Welcome to the "special occasions only" club.

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