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Married life is rough baws.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:11 am
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:11 am
"You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."
"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."
"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."
"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."
Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."
"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."
"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."
Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:12 am to CaptainBrannigan
quote:
"You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."
"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."
"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."
"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."
Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
Dafuq?
Married life is rough but not because of any of those reasons.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:13 am to CaptainBrannigan
My wife is pretty easy going and mostly doesn't care what I do. She just shakes her head
Wait until "your kid needs braces"
"I wrecked my car again"
Wait until "your kid needs braces"
"I wrecked my car again"
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to CaptainBrannigan
What kind of wife do you have that you need to tell her these things?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to CaptainBrannigan
Is it that hard to be an adult male these days? Jesus Christ, get your shite together guys.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:14 am to MightyYat
quote:
get your shite together guys.
you're not the boss of us!
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:15 am to MightyYat
quote:
Is it that hard to be an adult male these days? Jesus Christ, get your shite together guys.
No shite. I'm the biggest jokester/smartass, but the OP was just dumb.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:15 am to CaptainBrannigan
“...But when I became a man I put away childish things.”
It’s good to be child-like.. not child-ish.
It’s good to be child-like.. not child-ish.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:16 am to CaptainBrannigan
Aren’t you a Democrat?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:19 am to CaptainBrannigan
I wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted. I don't care about the other stuff.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:22 am to Chuker
You are in for a rude awakening when you get married baw
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:25 am to CaptainBrannigan
Well, I suggest growing a pair. Fwiw, 33 years last week for my wife and I
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:26 am to Chuker
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wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted
Someone want to explain it to him?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:26 am to bubblehead26
? When you wake up just roll over and stick it in. When she's washing dishes just hike her skirt up and stick it in. When watching a movie just have her sit on my lap and stick it in.
I don't need her to be into it or make a big lovemaking session I just need a place to stick it in.
I don't need her to be into it or make a big lovemaking session I just need a place to stick it in.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:27 am to CaptainBrannigan
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Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
Hate to tell you, but it will never pass.
I still can't find king sized Ninja Turtle sheets.
Damn shame.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:28 am to CaptainBrannigan
Are you married to a 12 year old boy?
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:29 am to CaptainBrannigan
quote:
You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."
I frequently have that problem with my tactical spear
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:31 am to Evil Little Thing
Wings in the hot tub does sound romantic, not gonna lie.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:32 am to Chuker
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I wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted. I don't care about the other stuff.
I picked up on it.
Welcome to the "special occasions only" club.
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