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re: Married life is rough baws.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:21 pm to castorinho
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:21 pm to castorinho
And believe it or not I didn’t say that to garner attention. Men need more physical than emotional attention where women are just the opposite.
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:25 pm to CaptainBrannigan
I would eat wings in the hot tub regardless of what that woman said. I paid for it, therefore I’m gonna use it as i see fit
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:37 pm to Tester1216
quote:True but men need more emotional than they/we let on. Given the choice, however, we’ll all take the pussy.
Men need more physical than emotional attention where women are just the opposite.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:51 pm to CaptainBrannigan
That’s why I stay single!
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:54 pm to MightyYat
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Is it that hard to be an adult male these days? Jesus Christ, get your shite together guys.
Chill out Atticus Finch
Real men get their wife to bring them another reds apple ale and rub their feet while they play video games
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:55 pm to Geauxtiga
that is because Sex in a guys eyes is like Surf and Turf on a plate next to an Emotional salad
sure that Salad is good for our health but everyone knows how good Surf and Turf tastes
sure that Salad is good for our health but everyone knows how good Surf and Turf tastes
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:57 pm to Chuker
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I wish I was married so I could sex anytime I wanted. I don't care about the other stuff.
I honestly got laid more before I got married.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:14 pm to Fat and Happy
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Fat and Happy
quote:Then you’ll be one of the two.
I would eat wings in the hot tub regardless of what that woman said. I paid for it, therefore I’m gonna use it as i see fit
You gotta wisely choose your battles, it’s a marathon not a race.
Mrs Füt has been blessed with me as a spouse since Reagan’s first term and with the skilz I’ve accrued over that time I am now qualified to negotiate ANYTHING with the world’s worst terrorists.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:34 pm to fallguy_1978
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"I wrecked my car again"
Yes. And if you're fortunate, you will live to mature years and, while sitting around the Thanksgiving feast, one of your children will reminisce about an ancient incident that turned your hair gray before it was due and say, "Y'all remember that (insert incident here) and we told y'all how it happened? Well, this is what really happened...". You get to experience the horrifying original incident all over again supplemented with the even more horrifying truth. Sons and daughters, I told y'all you'd one day have children just like yourselves. It's happening! Christmas this year will be drum sets, BB and pellet guns, and clarinets and violins. And maybe a baby duck or two.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:54 pm to fallguy_1978
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wrecked my car again"
Wait, yours notices when she’s hit something? Every few months I find a new ding on the back of my wife’s van and when I ask her, I get a should shrug and “ I dunno”
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:35 pm to Chuker
I hear this all the time but My wife is ready to go 24/7 and we have been married for over 20 years. The problem isn’t her though it’s me. With work stress and having to plan our sexy time around kids, i would just rather sleep.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:37 pm to go_tigres
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Wait, yours notices when she’s hit something? Every few months I find a new ding on the back of my wife’s van and when I ask her, I get a should shrug and “ I dunno”
Most of time she doesn't tell me. When my daughter was little and she took out the awning at daycare she kind of had to
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:38 pm to lsufanintexas
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I hear this all the time but My wife is ready to go 24/7 and we have been married for over 20 years. The problem isn’t her though it’s me. With work stress and having to plan our sexy time around kids, i would just rather sleep.
Mine initiates it more often than I do.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:54 pm to CaptainBrannigan
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Hopefully this is a phase and it will pass.
That's what she's thinking.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:56 pm to lsufanintexas
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My wife is ready to go 24/7 and we have been married for over 20 years. The problem isn’t her though it’s me. With work stress and having to plan our sexy time around kids, i would just rather sleep.
Sounds like you're gay which also explains why she's always ready to go. Women want what they can't have.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:59 pm to dbeck
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Sounds like you're gay which also explains why she's always ready to go. Women want what they can't have.
I haven't been married 20 years but 13. Sometimes I'm just tired or not in the mood. I usually do it anyway though because I'm a guy
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:25 pm to CaptainBrannigan
Ah you’ll be fine. I’m a year and a half in and already tuning out the nagging.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 4:54 pm to CaptainBrannigan
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No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."
"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."
If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 5:11 pm to CaptainBrannigan
quote:I don't blame her, you fricking slob.
You don't need a tatical spear. All you will do is knock a hole in the wall."
"They don't even make Ninja Turtle sheets in king size."
"No, we can't just have bacon for dinner."
"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."
Posted on 3/30/19 at 5:14 pm to go_tigres
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Wait, yours notices when she’s hit something? Every few months I find a new ding on the back of my wife’s van and when I ask her, I get a should shrug and “ I dunno”
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