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re: Married life is rough baws.

Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:33 am to
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:33 am to
quote:

"I wrecked my car again"


This times a billion

The shite women do to a nice vehicle will make you want to off yourself
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:34 am to
quote:

"Stop eating chicken wings in the hot tub."

Do you live in North Korea? What's the point of hot tub if you can't eat wings in it?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:34 am to
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Wings in the hot tub does sound romantic, not gonna lie.


And bacon for dinner isn’t so bad
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:36 am to
Just has to make a happy plate if he wants to play with the spear after dinner.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:36 am to
And y'all thought you wanted the right to get married. Now look at you.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:44 am to
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Welcome to the "special occasions only" club.




I don’t understand this. This is cruel
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:45 am to
Don’t you have a hot flash scheduled for this afternoon?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:48 am to
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Don’t you have a hot flash scheduled for this afternoon?


No, those only happen between 10pm - 2am


You’ve really been on my arse lately. What’s the deal with that?
Posted by Nawlinsboyinbossier
Bossier City
Member since Feb 2014
690 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:48 am to
This is all first wife stuff. Second wife will buy the spear for you and bring you wings in the hot tub.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40377 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:49 am to
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Welcome to the "special occasions only" club.


quote:

I don’t understand this. This is cruel



Repeat after me. Life is not fair. And most women are not rational.

Plus, life takes over. Work. Children. Extracurricular activities. Yard work. You name it. Repetitiveness with the same person. Priorities become out of whack. Relationships suffer.

I feel sorry for most married men. But it's great to be on the outside looking in.

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:51 am to
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Repeat after me. Life is not fair. And most women are not rational.


Hmmmm, do tell.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:53 am to
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Married life is rough baws
I'll never know

I'm 40 and never married

Makes zero logical sense to get married now

Also, I have to be honest with myself and know that zero woman of any value would put up with my shite for that long.
This post was edited on 3/30/19 at 11:59 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:54 am to
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You’ve really been on my arse lately.




I wish.

Please don’t RA me. I only wanted to flirt with you. I’ll go back to the soccer board.



Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10383 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:54 am to
Marriage is compromise.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40377 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:56 am to
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Marriage is compromise.


I've told my wife that marriage is not for her. I've also told myself that marriage is not for me.

At first, she got upset with me. But she was taking what I said at face value and didn't really understand the true meaning behind what I said. She does now.

We both "get it."

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86481 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:57 am to
Most married women , as they age, have an almost pathological need to control their world and make it as small as possible. Your job is to fight to ensure you stay outside that pathological Realm Of Coercion.

Alternatively, you could obey, become a Soy Boy Progressive and spend your life being cucked. It’s the path of least resistance and increasingly popular.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:57 am to
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Plus, life takes over. Work. Children. Extracurricular activities. Yard work. You name it. Repetitiveness with the same person. Priorities become out of whack. Relationships suffer.


I know full well about these things but sex is important in a relationship and also a stress reducer. Now having said that, the only difference is the quality and emotion that goes into it. It may happen but it also may just a quickie.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:59 am to
My wife and I agreed to limit smoking cigarettes to only after having sex, I’ve been on the same pack for six months, she’s up to three packs a day.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:59 am to
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I know full well about these things but sex is important in a relationship and also a stress reducer. Now having said that, the only difference is the quality and emotion that goes into it. It may happen but it also may just a quickie.

You must not be married.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:00 pm to
Why do you think that?
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