Married baws: you have a time machine

I'd abort you and your stupid threads.

Nothing. Any alterations to my past self will not affect my timeline.

I wouldn't change anything, except the divorce. Was married 19 years, 18 of them were pretty damn good.

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What would you do?

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win all of my sports bets.

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And can go back either right before you met your s/o or right before you thought of having kids or stay at current timeline

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That would create a paradox. Would I have to kill my past self? Would that be murder or suicide? Would my past wife want to be with present, 20-year older, me? Gotta answer these before I can say.

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I'd abort you and your stupid threads.

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Yeah, don’t know if just luck or divine intervention, but I got the right one. This isn’t just wishful thinking or speculation; it’s a 30+ year results oriented fact. I never thought it would be like this, almost didn’t walk down that isle, thinking all the bad things you hear, that the sex gets old, and kids will change things and she’ll nag you to death. Nope. I’d gladly jump back in that briar patch.

I'd go back to right before the FSU game and convince myself not to make any disparaging remarks on TD about Malik Nabors after he muffed those punts. I got a timeout for it and it was deserved. But the frick who RA'd me will always be in my crosshairs. I check his post history on the reg and I'm just waiting for him to slip up a little.

If it's just to before I met my wife, I'm going waaaaay back so I'd probably use my Super Bowl knowledge and bet my arse off, Back To The Future 2 style.

If I could, I would change a lot of things, but I wouldn't change anything about my wife and son.

My life rules right now. No way I'm going anywhere to screw it up to not have what I have now.