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re: Man's cause of death determined to be over-straining while squeezing out a deep shite
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:12 pm to aubiecat
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:12 pm to aubiecat
Somewhere in a history book I read that this sort of thing was a fairly common cause of death among the very nouveau riche men in NYC over a hundred years ago when they got the money, they got all the food they had missed as children (and none of the fiber aka vegetables).
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:15 pm to reverendotis
Dinpoonuffins
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:16 pm to reverendotis
In the business, that's what we call "pulling an Elvis"...
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:29 pm to Hangover Haven
Solution: Bidet with Vortex function
Shoot water in, everything comes out way nice and slippery.
Shoot water in, everything comes out way nice and slippery.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:29 pm to eddieray
quote:
I always wondered if you could die from that
I had a guy who was a retired EMT-Paramedic tell me it happens a lot.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:30 pm to reverendotis
I should be dead
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:32 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:You’re in the Defecation business?
In the business, that's what we call "pulling an Elvis"...
That sounds, well… shitty?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:34 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Elvis did the same thing. His stomach was full of cheeseburger and barbituates.
He did what's called a Valsalva maneuver while trying to shite while constipated. Thoracic pressure will make your heart go asystolic.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:39 pm to Upperdecker
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Upperdecker
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even if it means taking a dump in a nasty gas station bathroom standing over the bowl bc the seat is covered in poo and so are the walls and the door won’t lock and some sketchy methhead hanging out around the corner
Name checks out….
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:40 pm to Babewinkelman
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Dinpoonuffins
:golfclap:
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:56 pm to reverendotis
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defecation syncope
I did once pass out on the toilet from taking a shite. I geniunely don't know how I was not covered in it. My bathroom wasn't either. Gravity, I guess.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:59 pm to MMauler
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Same here. I had no idea how close I had come to death on several occasions.
You can also die while busting a nut.
Somewhere out there, a man has died doing both at the same time.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:59 pm to reverendotis
This happens a lot more than most people realize, usually is the last straw for a cardiac event.
My dad was an EMT and said a ton of people die on the toilet but family members usually move them because it feels "undignified" or something.
My dad was an EMT and said a ton of people die on the toilet but family members usually move them because it feels "undignified" or something.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:03 pm to forkedintheroad
Maybe part of that they just leave out the report? I mean death on the toilet is already bad enough.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:05 pm to reverendotis
I'm DOOMED, I tell ya.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:12 pm to Champagne
Fiber gummies. I get my candy fix twice daily and the wife can’t gripe about it.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:15 pm to reverendotis
Elvis? That's how he died.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:17 pm to Upperdecker
quote:Name fits
Upperdecker
Posted on 2/5/26 at 2:36 pm to NotChexMix
two scoops of Metamucil a day and that guy be alive and have more cash because his toilet paper budget would be cut in half.
As a gastro once told me - " A hard stool is not your friend"
As a gastro once told me - " A hard stool is not your friend"
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