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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:15 am to
Posted by oilattorney4lsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2068 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:15 am to
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11430 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:16 am to
Oh my
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10666 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:16 am to
If he can get to 5" with wood she really is not a good person and a size queen. Yeah that is on the smaller scale but that is not a micropenis. If he has 1.5" with wood then the poor guy should have been upfront.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42565 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:19 am to
From the comments, didnt know what a grower was. TIL.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6793 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:19 am to
quote:

can imagine the conversation.

"It's only an inch long?"

"Inch and a QUARTER, dangit!"


Haha, yeah....I couldn't tell you if mine was 7 and 3/4 or 8, but I guess when it's an inch and a quarter you would know the exact length.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:20 am to
...and this (talking to you Baptist posters) is why you don't wait until marriage for sex.
You never buy a car without a test drive.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:21 am to
He'd be the pride of the locker room in China.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:21 am to
How is this any different than a woman who stops giving blowjobs after marriage?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:22 am to
quote:

If he can get to 5" with wood she really is not a good person and a size queen. Yeah that is on the smaller scale but that is not a micropenis. If he has 1.5" with wood then the poor guy should have been upfront.


You think they're referring to flaccid with the 1.5"? That's him hard.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:22 am to
Maybe he is hoping the Streisand Effect makes it look bigger
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6793 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:24 am to
quote:

You think they're referring to flaccid with the 1.5"? That's him hard


Poor guy can probably barely even jerk off.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34729 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:25 am to
Man how awkward must that wedding night have been
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58870 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:25 am to
quote:

What is a micropenis? A micropenis is an abnormally small penis. The average penis size is 5.21 in. (13.24 cm.) when erect. A micropenis in one that measures less than 3.66 in. (9.3 cm.) when erect.


Average penis size seems a bit small, but it could be due to porn that has skewed realities in my mind.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:25 am to


I feel like I know too much about you now.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29287 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:26 am to
No wonder he wanted to wait...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:26 am to
quote:

What is a micropenis? A micropenis is an abnormally small penis. The average penis size is 5.21 in. (13.24 cm.) when erect. A micropenis in one that measures less than 3.66 in. (9.3 cm.) when erect.



Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43822 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:28 am to
Bookmarked as reference material for the next time a chick tells me I have a small pud.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30571 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:29 am to
The real question is who’s been measuring all these hard penises
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

The real question is who’s been measuring all these hard penises

You want his job?
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5196 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

"My husband isn't a religious guy, he just says he is 'old fashioned like that' ."

He's no Tim Tebow, he definitely deceived her.

quote:

Now he is threatening to leave and sue her for 'defamation of character'

Can a statement of fact be defamation of character? If he can prove in court his micropene is actually a whole 2", was it defamation to say it was 1.25"?

By far the worst thing he could do is bring more attention to himself. He's bluffing.
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