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Man who strangled mountain lion: Authorities say it was an orphaned kitten.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:32 pm
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The big cat that attacked Travis Kauffman in Fort Collins on Feb. 4 was a male, between 4 and 5 months old, based on an examination of the animal's teeth, a necropsy performed by Colorado Parks and Wildlife veterinarians found.
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At the time of the attack, it probably weighed between 35 and 40 pounds, the veterinarians found. By the time of the necropsy, the mountain lion's remains were only 24 pounds, because it was partially eaten — most likely by its two surviving siblings, Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokesman Jason Clay said.
meowza
Looks like the debate is still on, boys.
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:34 pm to SabiDojo
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:34 pm to SabiDojo
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Looks like the debate is still on, boys.
What debate? An average Joe isn’t going to last very long versus a full grown one.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:35 pm to SabiDojo
A 40 lb cat is a motherfricker.
If house cats were 3x bigger they'd kill us in our sleep
If house cats were 3x bigger they'd kill us in our sleep
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:35 pm to 1BamaRTR
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What debate? An average Joe isn’t going to last very long versus a full grown one.
I think at the time the originally story broke everyone had assumed it was a full grown mountain lion. Of course, there have been numerous threads over the years debating whether a human could fight off a mountain lion, wolf, wolverine, etc.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:39 pm to SabiDojo
First Jussie. Now this.
#EndAllHoaxes
#EndAllHoaxes
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:43 pm to SabiDojo
quote:Nah, did you see what that kitty did to him? A full grown would have cleaned house in seconds.
Looks like the debate is still on
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:44 pm to SabiDojo
This kinda sucks for this guy. What he did was still impressive, and that thing still very well could've killed him.
But now the last headline in this story will read that he bludgeoned a kitten.
But now the last headline in this story will read that he bludgeoned a kitten.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:44 pm to SabiDojo
So he got attacked by a cat almost twice as large as a Bobcat basically.
Guess what?
A Bobcat will frick your shite up. Tout Suite.
Guess what?
A Bobcat will frick your shite up. Tout Suite.
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:45 pm to cattus
Yeah, but Kauffman looks like a hipster beta pronoun persyn who would get a hernia lifting a toilet seat. I agree that a full grown mountain would have torn him up.
But 45 pounds is bigger than a bobcat. Does this settle the bobcat debate?
But 45 pounds is bigger than a bobcat. Does this settle the bobcat debate?
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:46 pm to Hester Carries
quote:That's why we should take them all out now before they grow
If house cats were 3x bigger they'd kill us in our sleep
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:46 pm to SabiDojo
it was known the whole time the cat was under 40lbs and a kitten.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:47 pm to SabiDojo
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Looks like the debate is still on, boys.
Still impressive in my eyes. Anybody that says otherwise hasn't been coon hunting because a 20lb coon would whoop most humans arse in a heart beat so I can't imagine what at mountain lion would do.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:47 pm to lsu777
Really? I don't remember that part of the original story. Huh. My mistake. Then why run this follow-up?
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:47 pm to SabiDojo
Poor guy. He'll have to live down the equivalent of submitting a woman now. Like, say, Ronda Rousey.
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:48 pm to TechDawg2007
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:48 pm to SabiDojo
Well yeah, did anyone think a man could kill a mountain lion? 
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:49 pm to FatBoy62
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Still impressive in my eyes. Anybody that says otherwise hasn't been coon hunting because a 20lb coon would whoop most humans arse
Yup. I've run across an angry possum before, and I wanted absolutely no part of that fricking thing.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:51 pm to kywildcatfanone
I imagine most of the guys on here could strangle two rabid timberwolves and not spill a drop of their 50 year old scotch so...
Posted on 3/1/19 at 6:55 pm to Hester Carries
quote:This is true. Just putting a house cat into a kennel can be a grudge match if the cat really doesn't want to cooperate.
A 40 lb cat is a motherfricker.
If house cats were 3x bigger they'd kill us in our sleep
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