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Man Transported To Hospital After Getting Squirrel Stuck In His Rectum

Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:54 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122120 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:54 pm
I searched to see if it was posted. I actually googled it, including "tigerdroppings" and nothing game up, but this is interesting..

quote:

A man from Moultonborough in New Hampshire had to be transported to the hospital this afternoon after his pet squirrel got stuck in his anal cavity.

60-year Ray Frankfurt called 911 himself around 3 pm after he found himself in a pretty uncomfortable position.

Janice Monroe, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.




There is a picture of the X-ray in article.

LINK
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15942 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

There is a picture of the X-ray in article
Thanks but no thanks
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157306 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:55 pm to
richard gere has gone back to nature
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:55 pm to
Oh Owlie is going to have a field day with this one.

Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18703 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:56 pm to
so real


let's look at other "real" headlines from the site

quote:

NASA SCIENTISTS CONFIRM THE RECEPTION OF A MESSAGE FROM GOD


quote:

GANG MEMBER DIES IN PRISON AFTER SMUGGLING M-16 IN HIS ANUS


quote:

BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA


quote:

DNA TESTS PROVE RETIRED POSTMAN HAS OVER 1,300 ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN


quote:


DEATH ROW INMATE EATS AN ENTIRE BIBLE AS HIS LAST MEAL


quote:

BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27420 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:57 pm to
Probably just slipped
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59162 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:57 pm to
It's not gay if you say no squirrelo after
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3089 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:57 pm to
Just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
68311 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:57 pm to
It could happen to anybody.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23260 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS




Those little bastards!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122120 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:58 pm to
Yeah, I know it probably isn't true. I don't know if that's even possible, but I see another headline that says "little old lady arrested for making fur coats using cats"...
Posted by YogaPants
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4704 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:58 pm to
If it's on worldnewsdailyreport, it must be true
quote:

OweO


Save some self respect and edit the OP to show that you don't believe the same shite that our older relatives post to facebook

This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 10:02 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196501 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:59 pm to
i used to think God don't make no mistakes


then you show up, you truly are absolutely worthless
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52274 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:00 pm to
I'll do it

Posted by Fatal Conceit
Ramblin down that dusty ole road
Member since Jun 2017
594 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:00 pm to
LINK

ARMAGEDDON, ARMAGEDDON!!
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:00 pm to
One in a million shot, Doc.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43165 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:01 pm to
Is that a squirrel or a Xenomorph?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74807 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

Oh Owlie is going to have a field day with this one.
Correction:

This event sounds like the end result of a field day by Owlie.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59311 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:02 pm to
Rectum?


Damn near killed him!!!!
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