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Man returns home to find naked woman sleeping in his bed
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:54 pm
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Come on man....
Oh and here's the reason you opened this thread.
quote:
The homeowner told polcie when he arrived home it appeared the woman had helped herself to his fridge and shower.
Upon arriving home, the man told police he found "a sandwich with a bite missing from it on the kitchen counter top." An open drink had been taken from his fridge and left next to the sandwich.
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He then entered his bedroom, where he found Watkins, 33, naked in his bed. He woke her up, she got dressed and she attempted to leave the residence before police arrived.
Come on man....
Oh and here's the reason you opened this thread.
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Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to heypaul
Sure, why not
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to heypaul
Never stick it in crazy
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to heypaul
Like the start of any good porno. Only with more meth sores
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to heypaul
She looks like sloths sister
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to heypaul
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This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 3:42 am
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:55 pm to tunechi
Chances are, she probably cleans up pretty nice...
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:56 pm to tke857
Wouldn't "arse, gas , or grass no one sleeps in my bed for free" have been the appropriate response here?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:57 pm to heypaul
Maybe she can Hook up with Ryan Rusillo
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:58 pm to East Coast Band
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Ryan Rusillo
who?
you mean ryen russillo?
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:00 pm to heypaul
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Upon arriving home, the man told police he found "a sandwich with a bite missing from it on the kitchen counter top." An open drink had been taken from his fridge and left next to the sandwich
At least she'd make you a nice sammich after you PIIHB
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:01 pm to heypaul
She has the features of a wee person. Did the guy come home to a naked midget?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:01 pm to heypaul
Is this the adult version of the 3 bears story that we all loved as kids?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:02 pm to onelochevy
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Is this the adult version of the 3 bears story that we all loved as kids?
Goldilocks gets eaten in both versions.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:02 pm to heypaul
yeah, i might run her out too
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:09 pm to TheIrishFro
The dude is the Governor?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:11 pm to spaceranger
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Ryan Rusillo
quote:Ryan Rusillo
who?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:12 pm to heypaul
Looks like a carnival ride that probably failed 3 out of its last 5 safety inspections, but you still sort of want to ride.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:12 pm to fareplay
quote:
Never stick it in crazy
Brother they're all crazy. It's only a matter of degrees of crazy.
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