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re: Man returns home to find naked woman sleeping in his bed

Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40276 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Never stick it in crazy


Hello virgin
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48663 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:10 pm to
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Wouldn't "arse, gas , or grass no one sleeps in my bed for free" have been the appropriate response here?





She'd probably have farted.
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9510 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 4:14 pm to
Fetch me thy rubber, I'm going in.
Posted by Whodat28
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
775 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:35 pm to
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Upon arriving home, the man told police he found "a sandwich with a bite missing from it on the kitchen counter top." An open drink had been taken from his fridge and left next to the sandwich.


And he probably still got yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 5:48 pm to
Ha she made a sandwich ha.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:43 pm to
Looks like she's wearing the suicide watch suit.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:58 pm to
1. you know she's fricking

2. you know she knows where the plug is

3. you know she knows how to make a sammich


Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:07 pm to
Sure IWHI

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:33 pm to
I think this is her: LINK

This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 11:39 pm
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 1:03 am to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 8:29 am
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 4:38 am to
I agree it is like wearing a rubber suit when you ride a motorscooter or a pink motorscooter.

You put the rubber on and you tell no one you hit it!!!!

This isn't the dating game Karma is trying to help this virgin out!!!

When karma sends you a naked woman in your bed it does not have time to find the least crazy or bitchy one.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 6:17 am to
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 10:34 am
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5597 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:05 am to
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Maybe she can Hook up with Ryan Rusillo
Awesome
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:12 am to

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Ryan Rusillo


who?

you mean ryen russillo?


quote:

spaceranger


This guy was probably also a hall monitor.
This post was edited on 9/9/17 at 7:13 am
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