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Man parks Smart car in kitchen so it doesn’t blow away during Hurricane Dorian in Florida

Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67923 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:09 pm



quote:

It started as a light-hearted challenge between a Florida couple, can a Smart car fit into their kitchen? The answer: Yes it can.

Patrick Eldridge parked his smart car in his kitchen to protect it from Hurricane Dorian because he didn't want it to "blow away" and to prove that he can park his car there.

Jessica Eldridge said her car was already parked in the garage. To avoid cleaning their garage out, her husband proposed to park it in the house.



quote:

With the car in the middle of the kitchen, Jessica Eldridge had to move around it to cook and serve dinner.

“I’m hoping he will pull it out pretty soon once the wind dies down,” she said. “There is room and it’s not in the way but my dogs are confused by it.”



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Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140433 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:09 pm to
Fake news. Men don't drive smart cars.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:10 pm to
Pretty smart IMHO
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:11 pm to
"Florida Man" carries such a broad definition of weirdness
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:20 pm to
That last sentence is amazing
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Jessica Eldridge had to move around it to cook and serve dinner.


Old fashioned. I like it
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Fake news. Men don't drive smart cars.




Hows that $800/mo, 96 month financing payment on your jacked up F250 overcompensation machine working out for you?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140433 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Hows that $800/mo, 96 month financing payment on your jacked up F250 overcompensation machine working out for you?


I mean you do appear to be psycho but why would you make up something like the above. If lashing out makes you less psycho please feel free. Just don't bruise the soles of your feet.

Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

“I’m hoping he will pull it out pretty soon


TWSS
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33893 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Hows that $800/mo, 96 month financing payment on your jacked up F250 overcompensation machine working out for you?


How about neither that or a clown car?

And speaking of overcompensation....
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45547 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:49 pm to
When my parents were first married my Dad parked his motorcycle in the kitchen.
They lived off Stevendale (Florida Blvd).
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68612 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 1:54 pm to
First off, pull it out....
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90611 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Hows that $800/mo, 96 month financing payment on your jacked up F250 overcompensation machine working out for you?


There’s a lot of reasonable space between 90k dollar F250 and Smart car
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47605 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

“There is room and it’s not in the way but my dogs are confused by it.”




Accurate description of hubby's car and penis.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78076 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Hows that $800/mo, 96 month financing payment on your jacked up F250 overcompensation machine working out for you?


let the hate flow through you

i bet the baw with that pickup actually uses it.
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
3244 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 4:41 pm to
Smart move. I once brought my motorcycle into my apartment during a hurricane.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 4:41 pm to
They had a guy that parked his M3 in his house during Matthew...

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