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re: Man Lets Himself Get Stung by One of the Biggest Assholes of the Insect Kingdom

Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:16 pm to
I got got by one of those when I was 7.

I remember it clearly.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:19 pm to
He keeps on bragging that he's going to do a bullet ant, but Steve-O and Pontius took multiple stings from bullet ants years ago: LINK
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:33 pm to
That was awesome. Scruffy doesn't normally watch YouTube videos all the way through, but that was badass.

Well done, OP.

10/10

Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:36 pm to
He is a nut case!!!
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13674 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:43 pm to
I'll tune in for the bullet ant episode.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3214 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Have you ever tried to stomp on one of those?

You can't. Their bodies basically flatten and they're unharmed.



Yeah, I remember trying to squash those as kids. Impossible unless you're on concrete.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:55 pm to
What a dumbass.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13626 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:37 pm to
In elementary school a kid put one of these down another kids back at football practice.

Crying and screaming for over 30 minutes.

The kid claimed he did not know what it was. Before the incident I didn't know so maybe i believe him.
Posted by tbonebrah
Member since Jul 2009
2290 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:59 pm to
Got stung on the finger picking tomatoes in my garden, it was worse than 10 yellow jacket stings imo but it only hurt for 10 minutes or so and went away, not leaving a mark the next day.

I've been stung by 20+ yellow jackets at once and a brown recluse also. The worst pain I've ever been in from a insect sting was a wheel bug aka assassin bug



They have a fang that they stab shite with and it injects a enzymes that rots other bugs inside out. It left a yellow knot on my leg that was there for months. The recluse left a 4th of a inch wide scar but was honestly not a painful ordeal.
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
73776 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:02 pm to
Dang, what are you doing to have gone through all that? I know you said picking tomatoes for the first one. What happened with 20+ yellow jackets? What was going on there?

And where was the brown recluse incident?

That's awful. Sorry for my interest. Insects seem to fascinate me lately.
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3696 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:06 pm to
We called those ants "cow ants" when I was a kid. One day I picked one up while wearing welding gloves. Thought I was clever. Not. A guinea wasp wishes it hurt that bad. OMG!! I yelled til my dad said he would give me something to yell about if I didn't shut up.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:10 pm to
Horrible little animals that serve no purpose other than to inflict pain. I despise them.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32119 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

solid half-hour of excruciating pain

How does that compare with a hornet?
Posted by tbonebrah
Member since Jul 2009
2290 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Dang, what are you doing to have gone through all that? I know you said picking tomatoes for the first one. What happened with 20+ yellow jackets? What was going on there?

And where was the brown recluse incident?

That's awful. Sorry for my interest. Insects seem to fascinate me lately.


The yellow jackets, I was in a bobcat clearing a trail in the woods and dug up a nest by accident lol

The recluse, no clue tbh, could have happened at work,in my sleep idk. I noticed a bite and over 2 days it turned into a big sore then went away after week-10 days

Wheel bug incident was in the garden also lol they sit on my peppers and different plants and protect them from army worms and stuff so they have been beneficial but that sting was on the back of my calf and I swear when it happened I turned around looking for a snake
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10382 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:14 pm to
I was sitting by the pool a couple weeks ago and saw one of these MFs walk by. I had never even heard of them and then there was this huge red fuzzy ant walking across the patio.

I looked it up and WHAT THE frick
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92393 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

The yellow jackets

I mowed over an underground nest of those whe I was a bout 12, 73 stings and not a tear. My Dad let me sit down for about 30 minutes before I had to finish mowing.
Posted by tbonebrah
Member since Jul 2009
2290 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

I mowed over an underground nest of those whe I was a bout 12, 73 stings and not a tear. My Dad let me sit down for about 30 minutes before I had to finish mowing.


On your 13th birthday did he get you a carton of cigs and tell you to smoke up johnny?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92393 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:19 pm to
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On your 13th birthday did he get you a carton of cigs and tell you to smoke up johnny?



nah, it was me that was trying to play tough guy
Posted by tbonebrah
Member since Jul 2009
2290 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:22 pm to
When I was stung I was in my dads bobcat and in my teens,I don't think I could finish though they got my face and neck 15 times lol
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92393 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

,I don't think I could finish though they got my face and neck 15 times lol



I'm lucky I'm not allergic to those assholes, about 2-3 stings would've killed my little brother, who wasn't too far away, lucky for him I drew their wrath towards me by running
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