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re: Man lay dead in a Planet Fitness tanning bed for three days

Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4993 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:47 pm to
He died doing what he loved.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54623 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 3:47 pm to
I know someone that got a rash from one of the planet fitness tanning beds. Dermatologist said it happens when they are not disinfected.
Seems to check out.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6841 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 4:09 pm to
Judgment Free Zone
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18314 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 4:36 pm to
Gonna look fine at funeral, only one side faces up anyway

Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2966 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 5:09 pm to
I'd hate to be next in line for that tanning bed
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
18764 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 5:21 pm to
When I die I want someone to stuff my rotting carcass in the return air of the nearest federal building.

Hide well... I want them saying "it smells like death in there" for months, even years, aftwards.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22777 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 5:57 pm to
The place must have smelled awful. Nobody noticed that?
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3050 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

I know someone that got a rash from one of the planet fitness tanning beds. Dermatologist said it happens when they are not disinfected.
Seems to check out.


Id be more worried about catching melanoma from a tanning bed than a rash.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12526 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 6:14 pm to
I had Trappers beef jerky yesterday. It could have been him.
Posted by Florida225
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
2876 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 6:22 pm to
Pretty sure those beds stay on for a maximum of twenty minutes. Unfortunately not long enough to cook a man
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25886 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 7:39 pm to
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a needle was found in the room with him.


Was it one of these?




Too dark?
This post was edited on 11/12/24 at 7:42 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54623 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 7:45 pm to
I didn't say the someone was smart.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57681 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

tanning bed for three days
I still wouldn’t tan
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103069 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 9:07 pm to
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He died doing what he loved.


Tanning and heroin?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11197 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Probably smelled like overcooked beef jerky by that point.


The fentanyl in his system acted like embalming fluid. Saved his loved ones hundreds in burial costs.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82611 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

So not a Final Destination 3 type incident?


Fortunately, tanning beds turn off automatically when the session ends.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35709 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 10:04 pm to
Knowing what we know about UV rays and winless and skin cancer it kind of amazes me people still use tanning beds.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
12508 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:17 pm to
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Knowing what we know about UV rays and winless and skin cancer it kind of amazes me people still use tanning beds.

And Heroin.

Seems we know a good bit about that as well.

Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
12508 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Sink’s aunt says the family reported him missing on Friday. She said he was wearing an ankle monitor, which later helped investigators find he never left the gym.


Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1419 posts
Posted on 11/12/24 at 11:58 pm to
Considerate guy - was clearly trying to save the costs of cremation.
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