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re: Man eaten by piranhas after jumping into lake to escape bees

Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:58 pm to
Sounds like he drowned and then was eaten. Jeremy Wade got into a swimming pool full of piranha and they showed no interest. He also swam with them in the wild and same result. But put some dead meat in the water and it’s a frenzy.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5329 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:59 pm to
Sounds like a covid death to me. Was he even vaccinated?
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101835 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:03 pm to
Damn nature
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26087 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by corneredbeast
02134
Member since Sep 2008
2302 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:10 pm to
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and other parts of his body
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32621 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:13 pm to
Clearly says he drowned THEN he was eaten. Piranhas really don’t eat humans unless they’re dead or bleeding out
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70212 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

A firefighter who performed the rescue said the carnivorous fish has disfigured the man's face and other parts of his body.


Did they eat his pp?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103397 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:22 pm to
Considering his friends all swam to safety without incident, it's safe to say he probably drowned then ended up eaten by piranhas.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135024 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:37 pm to
I hope he drown before the piranhas got him.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
8523 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

other parts of his body.


That's his cock and balls.
More than likely his eyes too.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71030 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

thank god there aren’t piranhas here. frick all that

I think I remember a couple piranhas were found in the LSU lakes not too long ago.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29397 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:48 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/10/21 at 11:32 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88409 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

i'll take the bees over the piranhas if i'm gonna die.
I doubt he was eaten alive by piranhas.

Title should probably be, “man drowns after jumping in lake to escape bees. Later nibbled on by piranhas.”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99850 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:20 pm to
How does a farm lake get piranhas?

Also he would have died from drowning not a piranha attack. Piranhas don’t attack and kill live humans contrary to popular belief. One may bite you if food is scarce but typically they only eat on corpses on the river/lake bottom
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293053 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:24 pm to
Theres a lot of people out there missing fingers and toes because of Piranha's.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15747 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

A firefighter who performed the rescue said the carnivorous fish has disfigured the man's face and other parts of his body.


Here's how I know I'm reading the OT after literally not getting any sleep last night...

I read that quickly as "coronavirus fish"
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2721 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:30 pm to
What sin did this guy commit so I can make a mental note to avoid this karma. Kind of a joke because who knows when it’s your time. But I’d like to try to avoid this if reasonably possible?
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
8951 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:56 pm to
Peej most have predicted he would have the best day fishing ever
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18981 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 7:07 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10769 posts
Posted on 11/3/21 at 7:23 pm to
When God calls, there's no Decline option.
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